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Jenson Button stormed to a poignant win here in Melbourne, spearheading a 1-2 victory for the new Brawn team. The short history of this team reads like a Hollywood script.
"It's been a traumatic few months," Button told us, after he returned from the podium. "I have to say thank you to the team for being so strong. And I've worked bloody hard to be here". He got on the radio after crossing the line to ask his engineer to pinch him.

Button made the perfect start, while for Barrichello it all looked to be over. He hit the 'anti-stall' button on his steering wheel by mistake as he waited for the start lights, and that slipped his gearbox into neutral. He was hit by Heikki Kovalainen as the field swept down to the first corner, and was thrown into the side of Mark Webber. Some aerodynamic components of the car were broken, but miraculously it was still driveable. And, despite a later coming together with Kimi Raikkonen, he was able to claw his way back up to where he started.
Keeping Button in check at the front was Sebastian Vettel, but the young German clashed with BMW's Robert Kubica three laps from the end, which brought out the safety car - the second of the day. As a result, Vettel will receive a ten grid-place penalty at the next race and a $50,000 fine. It's such a shame as he drove a stormer. He hadn't put a foot wrong all weekend. Until... BANG. The grid penalty will hurt him as much as the loss of these eight points.
Still, it made the Brawn story even better by promoting Rubens to the number two spot.
Jarno Trulli fought valiantly from the back of the grid to third, after an earlier technical infringement. However, after passing under yellow flags he was penalized, promoting world champion Lewis Hamilton to third. Trulli will be spitting.
It was an emotional triumph not just for Button, but also Ross Brawn whose technical mastery has conceived this incredible car. He was rendered speechless. "When we saw him on the podium, the big bear had nothing to say," joked Button.
Brawn become the first F1 team to score a 1-2 finish on their debut since Mercedes-Benz won the 1954 French Grand Prix. And, for those of you with a fetish for stats, Button has taken the 200th win for a British driver.

RESULTS
DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP
- Jenson Button - Great Britain - Brawn-Mercedes - 10 points
- Rubens Barrichello - Brazil - Brawn-Mercedes - 8 points
- Lewis Hamilton - Great Britain - McLaren-Mercedes - 6 points
- Timo Glock - Germany - Toyota - 5 points
- Fernando Alonso - Spain - Renault - 4 points
- Nico Rosberg - Germany - Williams-Toyota - 3 points
- Sebastien Buemi - Switzerland - Toro Rosso-Ferrari - 2 points
- Sebastien Bourdais - France - Toro Rosso-Ferrari - 1 point
CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONSHIP
- Brawn - 18
- McLaren - 6
- Toyota - 5
- Renault - 4
- Williams & Toro Rosso - 3











Everyone was saying it would happen, but I still can't believe it - Jenson Button and Rubens Barrichello are on the front row in the Brawn. What a story!
Having spent the winter months wondering if they would be racing at all this year, they are now in a position to win. And both drivers are hungry for it. Barrichello may be turning 37 this year, but he still has the speed. Imagine if, in his 16th season of Formula One, he finally took the world championship.
Barrichello said he was suffering from oversteer in Q3, otherwise it's quite possible he would have outpaced Button. Button scored his first pole position since the Australian GP in 2006. It was also, interestingly, the first time a new team has scored pole on its debut since March in 1970.
"The last few months have been so tough," reflected Jenson. "From going from no future in racing to sticking it on pole this weekend is amazing. And we deserve it after the tough times we've had.
"This is not the most important moment of the weekend, but a good start. We've got a good car and we can make it even better. Roll on the season - I'm so excited about this year."
He added that he was surprised the other teams were as close as they are. "Other teams have been more competitive than I thought, so it was quite hard work. There are a large pack of teams just a couple of tenths behind."
The closest was Sebastian Vettel's Red Bull RB5. A great qualifying performance from him.
Fernando Alonso won't be happy with 12th. He outbraked himself in the final corner of his last flying lap and had to abort.
McLaren in 14th and 15th - a nightmare start to the season for them. Lewis Hamilton was unable to make an appearance in Q3 due to a gearbox problem. If the gearbox needs replacing he'll have to start at the back of the grid.
QUALIFYING RESULTS
- Jenson Button - Brawn
- Rubens Barrichello - Brawn
- Sebastian Vettel - Red Bull
- Robert Kubica - BMW Sauber
- Nico Rosberg - Williams
- Timo Glock - Toyota
- Felipe Massa - Ferrari
- Jarno Trulli - Toyota
- Kimi Raikkonen - Ferrari
- Mark Webber - Red Bull
- Nick Heidfeld - BMW Sauber
- Fernando Alonso - Renault
- Kazuki Nakajima - Williams
- Heikki Kovalainen - McLaren
- Lewis Hamilton - McLaren
- Sebastien Buemi - Toro Rosso
- Nelson Piquet - Renault
- Giancarlo Fisichella - Force India
- Adrian Sutil - Force India
- Sebastien Bourdais - Toro Rosso

I was wondering down the paddock this afternoon when I was met head on by Sir Richard Branson. The rumours of Brawn sponsorship, therefore, were true. A press conference was held and it was all very low key - a good call as the team plays on its underdog status, and there's no better guarantee of press coverage than that.
In what sounds like a very rock n' roll way to do business, Sir Richard told of how a sponsorship deal was signed just four hours before he got on a plane to Australia. He said it's part one of what probably will become a two part phasing in of the Virgin brand. We don't know what that depends on - he says it isn't performance. He did say that it was all last minute and conceded that the colour scheme of the car at the moment isn't right. We were told it's not a title sponsorship deal. Yet. And they didn't tell us how long the deal is for or what money is involved - probably because they don't know themselves yet.
Having talked of buying the team in January, when it became clear the team could save itself the opportunity of sponsorship was considered, and right up to the last moment. The extent of the partnership is still under discussion. But you can tell Branson is up for it.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that Branson intends for the team to use clean fuel, and that he's been talking to Max and Bernie about supplying clean fuel to all the teams. He's been investing all the profits from his 'dirty' businesses, such as Virgin Atlantic, and says that they have developed a fuel that is as powerful as standard F1 fuels, but it doesn't omit any carbon.
Perfectly in line with the green agenda that the FIA has been striving for, this is great news for F1 in so many ways. What Mobil 1, Total and Shell think about it, we'll wait and see. Branson had a meeting with Norbert Haug today to discuss, in brief, how the 'Virgin' fuel will work with the Mercedes-Benz engine. This is exciting.
Asked what his expectations for the year are, he said: "In the sporting events I've personally been involved in I've usually failed the first year, failed again the second, but succeeded in the third". This project couldn't have got off to a better start.
Virgin has strong synergy with F1, particularly from a technological viewpoint. The innovations that are coming out of Virgin Galactic are astounding.
"Virgin loves to invest in great
engineers," Sir Richard told us. "In space we have Bert Ratan building Virgin
Galactic spaceships for us. Ross [Brawn] is the genius of engineering down here
on earth and hopefully will prove this genius in the coming days."
Which brings us to qualifying...
- N. Rosberg 1:25.808 - 21
- J. Trulli 1:25.811 - 19
- J. Button 1:25.981 - 20
- F. Massa 1:26.020 - 17
- K. Nakajima 1:26.078 - 18
- R. Barrichello 1:26.348 - 19
- M. Webber 1:26.355 - 16
- T. Glock 1:26.410 - 25
- R. Kubica 1:26.514 - 18
- N. Heidfeld 1:26.555 - 19
- H. Kovalainen 1:26.652 - 13
- L. Hamilton 1:26.714 - 18
- S. Vettel 1:27.009 - 12
- A. Sutil 1:27.062 - 12
- S. Bourdais 1:27.152 - 16
- S. Buemi 1:27.192 - 17
- F. Alonso 1:27.357 - 18
- G. Fisichella 1:28.492 - 20
- N. Piquet 1:28.739 - 22
- K. Raikkonen 1:28.801 - 5






Rosberg rocks the time sheets again this afternoon. Barrichello too. Toyota and Red Bull Racing looking strong. BMW and Ferrari not going for speed, clearly. We know they're quicker than that. Toro Rosso and McLaren must try harder.
1. N. Rosberg - 1:26.053 - 36
2. R. Barrichello - 1:26.157 - 38
3. J. Trulli - 1:26.350 - 42
4. M. Webber - 1:26.370 - 30
5. J. Button - 1:26.374 - 38
6. T. Glock - 1:26.443 - 42
7. K. Nakajima - 1:26.560 - 33
8. S. Vettel - 1:26.740 - 19
9. A. Sutil - 1:27.040 - 29
10. F. Massa - 1:27.064 - 35
11. K. Raikkonen - 1:27.204 - 32
12. F. Alonso - 1:27.232 - 28
13. G. Fisichella - 1:27.282 - 32
14. N. Heidfeld - 1:27.317 - 34
15. R. Kubica - 1:27.398 - 36
16. S. Bourdais - 1:27.479 - 36
17. H. Kovalainen - 1:27.802 - 35
18. L. Hamilton - 1:27.813 - 31
19. N. Piquet - 1:27.828 - 35
20. S. Buemi - 1:28.076 - 33
I won't say it's a reliable guide to pace as we don't yet know who was going for quick times and who was sandbagging, but nonetheless the performances in first practice were interesting. Williams take the two top spots - it's been a while since that last happened. Raikkonen and the two Brawn cars are up there. Lewis Hamilton's down in 16th but his team mate, Heikki Kovalainen, is 5th. Toro Rosso had technical problems.
The session was the first time, on a GP weekend at least, that we've seen these 09-spec cars out on track. Some are more attractive than others - the Red Bull / Toro Rosso looks nice I think, as does the nose of the Force India. These cars have high pointy noses, while Brawn have gone for a fat low one. Is that more effective then? I'm getting used to the looks now, though one of my colleagues up here in the media centre did remark that they all look like they've suffered a front suspension failure before they've even swung out of the garage!
DRIVER - BEST TIME - NUMBER OF LAPS
1. N. Rosberg - 1:26.687 - 19
2. K. Nakajima - 1:26.736 - 21
3. K. Raikkonen - 1:26.750 - 24
4. R. Barrichello - 1:27.226 - 21
5. H. Kovalainen - 1:27.453 - 15
6. J. Button - 1:27.467 - 12
7. F. Massa - 1:27.642 - 24
8. T. Glock - 1:27.710 - 24
9. A. Sutil - 1:27.993 - 20
10. F. Alonso - 1:28.123 - 16
11. N. Heidfeld - 1:28.137 - 20
12. J. Trulli - 1:28.142 - 21
13. R. Kubica - 1:28.511 - 22
14. G. Fisichella - 1:28.603 - 16
15. S. Buemi - 1:28.785 - 27
16. L. Hamilton - 1:29.042 - 18
17. M. Webber - 1:29.081 - 7
18. N. Piquet - 1:29.461 - 25
19. S. Bourdais - 1:29.499 - 21
20. S. Vettel - 1:32.784 - 4
1) Melbourne's circuit is actually a public park and is only used once a year for racing, which means it's covered in dirt and has no grip.
2) This year's cars have much wider front wings than before, and are actually wider than the front wheels. Very easy to rip-off as 20 cars hustle through the first corner.
3) Apart from the odd charity go-kart race, none of these drivers has attempted to overtake another car since last November. So they'll be a bit rusty.
4) The race starts much later than usual - at 5pm local time. And who doesn't like to have a bit of a nap at tea time? The drivers had better have a coffee before they head to the grid.
5) Who's going to have a fast car this weekend? It might not be the usual suspects. Could we see Adrian Sutil on pole, and Lewis Hamilton at the back of the grid? The result could be carnage.

Melbourne's grand prix circuit is located around Albert Park Lake on public roads and is used just once a year, for Formula 1. Albert Park has hosted the grand prix since 1997 and, with the exception of 2006, it has always been the season opener. The Australian organizers stage a great show, packed with support races, and this year The Who are set to perform for the crowds after the race.
Albert Park isn't terribly conducive to overtaking as there are few long straights, but there's plenty of action thanks to the narrow walls that line the circuit, punishing the slightest error - and this means that safety car periods are common at this race. Also, because the track is so 'green' during the first days of the weekend, and because the drivers are still getting used to their machinery, the teams usually plan for accidents and bring a decent set of spares with them. The Australian Grand Prix is not short on thrills and spills.
Despite the lack of true strengths, Melbourne is a fast circuit not unlike the Circuit de Gilles Villeneuve in Melbourne - a quick and narrow track punctuated with chicanes. The most thrilling section for the drivers can be found as they thread through turns 11 and 12. The cars are doing approximately 292kph in seventh gear, before dropping one cog followed by another as they flick left then right, pulling 4.5G (four and a half times the force of gravity). Overtaking can be achieved on the start/finish straight, though many run wide at the first turn. Another good opportunity can be found on the run down to turn 13.
Wins here, since 1997, have been shared between eight different drivers, making odds on victory quite unpredictable. Lewis Hamilton, Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso have all taken the laurels here before.
With its colourful run-off areas, lakeside position and skyscraper backdrop, Albert Park provides a great looking and well run circuit. This year's race takes place at 5pm in an effort to boost TV ratings in Europe.
Mercedes hosted their annual media bash today at the Stokehouse, a restaurant in St Kilda which sits right on the beach. I was sat on the captain's table with Ron Dennis. Yes, here's here. There was speculation as to whether he'd come, as he's now officially handed over the running of the race team to his deputy, Martin Whitmarsh, in order to concentrate on the running of the wider McLaren empire.
Asked by one co-eater if he'll be continuing to take his rightful place on the pitwall, Ron said: "I'll be on the second row, in plain clothes", and that his headphones and radio will be "one way".
The tradition with Mercedes' Stokehouse lunch is that each table forms a quiz team, and are tasked with answering some very tricky F1 trivia questions. Luckily I was sat with some of the media centre's biggest anoraks. One of the questions we really should have nailed was "what was Ron Dennis's first grand prix". But not even Ron knew that.
Our quiz team was called 'The Martin Whitmarsh Appreciation Society', and we were beaten by just one point by 'Whitmarsh GP', headed by Whitmarsh himself, who accepted the trophy. "It might be the only silverware I get my hands on this weekend", he said.
So it's official: The McLaren MP4/24 is a dog.


I've been given a glimpse into the future of F1: Aerodynamics are further curtailed, engine power is massively reduced, and drivers are forced to live above newsagents, eat lentils and are paid in the form of a grant.

The first race of the weekend was held at the University of Melbourne quad - a student soap box race, featuring Red Bull cars that look ominously similar to the RB5. Each team comprised - for those with an eye for strategy - a lightweight undergrad with a low centre of gravity in the cockpit, and a seven-foot tall basketball scholar at the rear, providing the 18,000 revs.
And, like a typical Aussie GP there was plenty of contact. One car 'did a Brundle' and barrel-rolled down the start/finish straight. Another race was a dead heat - the winner decided by an arm wrestle.

In the end, the victors of the 16 teams taking part were the Back-Up Bitches. Driver Dave Sardo and push-starter Andrew Van Meel are both studying environment, so could they have stashed a secret KERS device in there? "We're not hippies," they told me, "we love F1". And just as well, because they've won tickets to the grand prix this weekend.

Each
race i'll bring you a little guide to where to drink, eat, stay, what to do,
and who to keep an eye out for at the GP... in case you happen to be here too.
So, first up, one of the most relaxed and enjoyable cities we visit during the
F1 season: Melbourne. The
Albert Park circuit is to the south of Australia's second city, bordering St
Kilda - a little beach town full of scruffy bars, backpackers and several
hundred engineers on race weekend. But there is plenty of glamour to be found
here. Stay at The Prince, the boutique hotel of choice for several F1 celebs.
For fine dining, try the Stokehouse - a relaxed beachside restaurant where
McLaren hold a pub quiz every year. And for 'stubbies' of local lager, pop into
the Esplanade Hotel, or 'Espy' as it's known, with live indie bands and a grungy
student crowd. After the race, the drivers go clubbing at Boutique. Apparently
Paris Hilton's been there too. www.theprince.com.au www.espy.com.au
Which teams and drivers are set for a splendid 2009, and who's going to struggle? Let's take a look...
MCLAREN
Drivers: Lewis Hamilton / Heikki Kovalainen
Are McLaren in trouble, or have they just been subversive? That is the question being asked after their MP4-24 languished at the bottom of recent testing timesheets. Word has it it's as aerodynamic as a fridge-freezer. So, on the face of it, Lewis Hamilton is going to have a tough start to his title defense. But you can't underestimate the abilities of this team. If it's not fast at the first race, they'll get it right by the second. No one doubts Hamilton's speed. Kovalainen needs to improve and close the gap to Lewis.
FERRARI
Drivers: Felipe Massa / Kimi Raikkonen
Ferrari have been strong in winter testing and are looking as competitive as ever. Raikkonen was a mystery last year, going off the boil in the second half of the season. The team hopes the handling characteristics of the new car will be better suited to Kimi, who struggled with the F2008's inherent understeer. Should he make a comeback in 2009, it will be interesting to see how Massa deals with this. Massa has become the point of reference for the team, after his brilliant season last year. On the face of it, this is the best driver pairing in F1.
BMW SAUBER
Drivers: Robert Kubica / Nick Heidfeld
BMW could go all the way this year. Last year they took their first GP win, and kept Kubica in the championship hunt until the penultimate race. Their strength was reliability - so when Ferrari or McLaren faltered, they were there to pick up the pieces. Where they struggled was development, and chose to concentrate on their '09 car early. Therefore, expectations are high. It's believed they have the most efficient KERS system. Kubica is a superstar: fast, consistent and utterly ruthless. Quick Nick doesn't always live up to his moniker, but he's capable of fighting at the front.
RENAULT
Drivers: Fernando Alonso / Nelson Piquet
Renault started last year with a midfield car, and finished the season with the third best one. Alonso proved he's the greatest driver out there, brawling all the way to the chequered flag in Singapore and Japan. Signs from testing suggest the car might be another midfielder, and you can bet that makes Alonso foam at the mouth with fury. He'll demand better, and signs in the final tests were more encouraging. Piquet is making progress, albeit slow, and deserves a second season. He needs to make it count.
TOYOTA
Drivers: Jarno Trulli / Timo Glock
With F1 teams being forced to cut costs - including limiting testing and wind-tunnel time - the most affected is the one with the biggest budget: Toyota. However, the new car has been lightening quick in tests - on pace with Ferrari and BMW. Despite being 34, Trulli drove his heart out last year, proving he has several years left in him. Glock wasn't too far behind and scored a great second-place in Hungary. Either of them could snatch a victory or two this year.
TORO ROSSO
Drivers: Sebastien Bourdais / Sebastien Buemi
The 2008 Italian Grand Prix was a fairy tale, when Scuderia Toro Rosso - formerly minnows Minardi - scored a dominant win in the wet from pole. This year, the departure of Sebastian Vettel and team co-owner Gerhard Berger may hamper them. Bourdais showed improvement throughout last season, despite a slow start. Buemi is the only rookie, and has never won a car racing championship. He's come runner-up four times though, and subscribes to the rule that to drive for Toro Rosso you need to be called Seb.
RED BULL RACING
Drivers: Mark Webber / Sebastian Vettel
Red Bull are confident of their new car, and so they should be. Design genius Adrian Newey has always been skilled at capitalizing on technical rule changes, jumping the gun on the other teams. Initial signs suggest the car is fast but fragile. Webber is at a disadvantage due to a broken leg he suffered before Christmas, and he's still hobbling a bit. The threat of Vettel is likely to keep him awake at night. The 21 year-old is a precocious talent with a glorious future.
WILLIAMS
Drivers: Nico Rosberg / Kazuki Nakajima
A sleeping giant, Williams are the last true privateer team and exist only to race in F1, rather than being allied with marketing a global brand. The new rules and plans for a simpler, cheaper series might herald a return to greatness for one of the oldest teams on the grid. Still, even with cost cutting, it's debatable if they can keep up with the development of Ferrari and McLaren over the summer. Rosberg says that he may be forced to leave if he isn't given a fast car soon. Nakajima did a decent job last year and is popular with the team.
FORCE INDIA
Drivers: Giancarlo Fisichella / Adrian Sutil
By the time Indian billionaire Vijay Mallya bought the team, it was too late for the influence of funds to make a big difference to last year's car. This season's should be a big improvement, as the team has done a deal with McLaren-Mercedes to use their engine, gearbox and KERS. If this doesn't push them up the grid, nothing will. While it's all change on the tech front, the team have gone for consistency on the driver side, retaining the experienced Fisichella and the crash-prone but sometimes quick Sutil.
BRAWN GP
Drivers: Jenson Button / Rubens Barrichello
Formula One's newest team is the phoenix that has arisen from the ashes that was Honda Racing. They arrived late on the testing scene but blew peoples minds with their pace! The question is, is it genuine? Are they underweight? Is their diffuser legal? Can they seriously win in Australia?! All will be answered this weekend. The team has the most experienced driver pairing on the grid: Button and Barrichello have 423 grand prix starts between them. The team are running Mercedes-Benz engines, just like McLaren.
Take an F1 car from last year and compare it to the ones you'll see in Melbourne this weekend and the difference is striking. 2009-spec F1 cars look more like they did 15 or 20 years ago.
Gone are the winglets, chimneys, turning vanes and bargeboards that festooned the cars in recent years. Instead, the surface area is largely smooth and uncomplicated, and aerodynamic downforce has been reduced by around 30 percent.
The front wing sits lower and wider, causing triple world champion Niki Lauda to declare that F1 cars "now look like harvesters". But it's adjustable, allowing the drivers to alter the car's drag.
The rear wing is much narrower and higher than before, and the rear diffuser is longer and set further back. These elements will reduce the wake turbulence produced by the car at high speed, and ultimately make it easier for a following car to overtake.
To compensate for this loss of downforce, slick tyres have been brought back for the first time since 1997 to boost mechanical grip by about 15 percent.
The most controversial addition to the car is KERS. Hidden under the bodywork, it's a battery that stores energy generated by braking. This energy can then be released to boost acceleration for up to 6.7 seconds, by pushing a button on the steering wheel, which will generate as much as 80 extra horsepower - roughly the same as a family car. It's said that KERS could be worth up to 0.3 seconds per lap, but the system isn't mandatory this season. The only teams who are running it in Australia are McLaren, Ferrari, BMW and Renault.
With some teams running KERS, some not, the drivers now having control of power boost and aerodynamics, and only a few of them having driven an F1 car with slicks before, this season could prove the most difficult to predict ever. But above all, we should see an increase in overtaking.
I'm Adam Hay-Nicholls, global F1 correspondent for Metro International, and I'll be using this blog to keep you informed of the latest F1 news, gossip and opinion - and give you the chance to voice yours.
Shortly I'll fill you in on which teams are looking good, and why the cars look so radically different this year.
Of course, part of the reason for the latter is F1's drive
to remain sustainable despite the economic slump. Last week the FIA announced
its intention to push through a £30 million budget cap per team in 2010. In
2008, the budget of top teams was in excess of £350 million.
Personally, I support the idea as the cut in spending
won't make a difference to the racing spectacle. You can only see where the
other £320 million went if you're a physicist with access to a CFD
supercomputer. However, that £30 million doesn't include the marketing budget,
which is a good thing because it's essential F1 maintains its high-profile
glamorous image. The last thing F1 should do, in my view, is pull back on
throwing parties, inviting celebrities and having multi-story motorhomes as its
great for the image.
However, the cap is going to be very difficult to police
and I'll be fascinated to see how they do it. For instance, this budget is meant
to include driver salaries. At least one team (Ferrari) pays more than £30
million on driver salaries alone at the moment. The FIA say the team may pay
the driver in dividends instead. I think it's much more likely that the
sponsors will pay the drivers direct. In fact, a lot of expenditure like this
can be done through the sponsors books.
But what is good for the health of the sport is that by
reducing costs while maintaining the TV and sponsorship revenues, teams will
actually be big revenue generators, and it's likely that more independent teams
will sign up. And be competitive. That's what Max and Bernie want. FOTA, being
made up of manufacturers and independent teams, have differing interests and
part of the reason for this sudden budget cap announcement is political. The
FIA want to destabilize FOTA before it gets too powerful, by creating a wedge
between the car giants and the indys.
Speaking of independent teams, what about Brawn GP? Are
they really as fast as they appeared in testing? And is their diffuser legal?
The diffuser is a shaped section of the car's underbelly
which is used to suck the car to the ground at high-speed, increasing grip and,
in addition, creating wake turbulence that makes the car harder to overtake.
Brawn, along with Williams and Toyota, are being closely
scrutinized for having a diffuser that links to the floor, which generates
extra downforce. My understanding is that this is within the letter of the
rules but not, Flavio Briatore complains, within the spirit.
So, some designers have
read those rules more cleverly than others. They should be free to race
shouldn't they? Well, I would say yes, but when has F1 ever been fair? If those
cars are quick this weekend, there WILL be a protest (there's another rule -
don't ask me why - which dictates that a protest can only be lodged on a race
weekend, not before, meaning that F1 makes sure there's 100 million people
watching before it airs its dirty laundry) but it probably won't reach the FIA
court before F1 returns to Europe at the end of April.
And that gives Jenson plenty of time to get some results.
How exciting!
The other big debate at the moment is whether the drivers'
championship should be measured by points or wins. The FIA announced, less than
a fortnight ahead of the first race, that the winner of the 2009 championship
would be the man to score the most victories. Under these rules Felipe Massa
would have beaten Lewis Hamilton last season. The theory is that this would be
an extra motivation for the guy in second place to make a do-or-die move late
in the race. Personally, I think it would be more sensible to follow FOTA's
suggestion and create a new points system: 12-9-7-5-4-3-2-1.
FOTA didn't much fancy the FIA's plan and revolted. The
rules dictate that for the FIA to make a change in the regulations like this
they need the support of all the teams. And they didn't have it. So the FIA
were forced to backtrack and 'postpone' their plans. This is confusing to me -
that the teams needed to sign-off on this decision was widely known. Max Mosley
is a clever guy and this is out of character. I smell something fishy... my
conclusion is that the whole thing was just a smoke screen. Distract people
with the emotive points issue while trying to push through the far more
revolutionary plan of imposing a very low budget cap.
This is a classic Mosley ploy - come in with a figure as
low as £30 million and the teams will feel relieved when a compromise figure
of, say, £60 million is then put on the table.
And on the subject of budgets, and it's not just the teams
that have been affected this year. Last year in Melbourne I was staying in a 5
Star hotel with beluga on the room service menu. This year I'm sleeping on the
floor of a mate's student gaff above a funeral parlour on the wrong side of
town. It's fun, but the smell of embalming fluid will take a little while to
get used to. I'll post a video of my digs in the next day or two.
Hopefully the sport's cost-cutting measures will work, F1
will return as a land of opportunity, and I'll have caviar on speed-dial
again.