June 2009 Archives

New kids on the block

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As we have seen before in Formula One, founding a completely new team and being competitive is an almighty task. Some have been successful, others not. 


The FIA have now confirmed its entry list and in 2010 the grid will expand to welcome six more cars and three new teams. For Campos Grand Prix, Team US F1 and Manor Grand Prix Racing, the winter will be a very busy one - building the team, developing a fast and reliable F1 car from scratch, and raising the money necessary to compete at the top level.


CAMPOS GRAND PRIX

Country: Spain

Engine: Cosworth

Team principal: Adrian Campos

The Campos Racing team was launched in 1998 by former F1 driver Adrian Campos, who competed in 21 grands prix for Minardi between 1987 and 1988 but failed to finished better than 14th place. The results of his own teams have been better. He also gave Fernando Alonso his first ever car test, and the Spaniard went on to win the Euro Open MovieStar Series by Nissan with Campos. The team entered the GP2 Series in 2005 and in 2008 won the constructors' championship. In 2009 the GP2 team was renamed Barwa Addax, and proved the class of the field. Campos also compete in F3, run the Mexico A1 Grand Prix team, and have won a total of 11 titles.

 

MANOR GRAND PRIX RACING

Country: United Kingdom

Engine: Cosworth

Team principal: John Booth

Based in Sheffield, in the north of England, Manor has been active in the lower formulae ever since former racer John Booth turned to management. They quickly won in Formula Ford, the entry level single-seater series, and then dominated Formula Renault between 1997 and 2000, Kimi Raikkonen taking his first title with Manor. In 2003, Lewis Hamilton raced for them and won the British F3 championship. The F1 team's technical director is Nick Wirth, who was previously technical director at Benetton and, before that, founded the Simtek F1 team which raced between 1994 and 1995. In total, Manor has won 171 races and 19 championships in other formulae.

 

TEAM US F1

Country: USA

Engine: Cosworth

Team principal: Ken Anderson

Running under the slogan 'Made in America', US F1 is an entirely new racing operation, but its directors have been involved in F1 racing for many years. Ken Anderson was previously technical director of the Ligier and Onyx F1 teams, has designed and constructed multiple Indy 500 and Indy Car Series winning cars, and created the state-of-the-art Windsheer wind-tunnel in North Carolina. It is in this American state - an epicenter for NASCAR racing teams - that US F1 will be based, and the team plans to field to American drivers. It will be the first time an F1 team has been based outside of Europe.

 

DID YOU KNOW?

US F1 co-founder and sporting director Peter Windsor is a journalist and former Williams team manager, and was a passenger in the car when Sir Frank Williams had his crippling accident in 1986.

Life on the road with Lewis

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Here's a feature which I ran in the main paper after the Turkish Grand Prix, which I thought you might be interested to read. Lewis is almost as good at blagging lush free digs as I am!


Lewis Hamilton gazes out across the Bosphorus Strait from the private terrace of the Presidential Suite, atop Istanbul's Conrad Hotel. This is his home for the Turkish Grand Prix - a 470 square metre luxury pad.

 

He's come a long way since he began his world championship-winning journey. Back when he started, he and his father Anthony, step-mum Linda, and little brother Nick all slept in the same bed, wrestling the duvet between them.

 

"I've definitely seen the other side," says Lewis, who now gets to spend the night before the race soaking in a huge jacuzzi - often with his pop star girlfriend. "When I was growing up and karting around the UK we used to stay with friends, camp or use B&Bs. Eventually after a really wet, miserable weekend my dad did some extra work to buy a really old Bedford camper van that Linda named 'Maureen', and we used that from then on."

 

Now he's a brand ambassador for Hilton - the group which owns the Conrad - Lewis's digs are always 5-star. Like a young Howard Hughes, he says he treats every room - which largely look alike wherever they are in the world - as his own apartment. But his family are never far away. The suite comes with a spare room that's Nick's, and his dad is just down the corridor. "I'll hook up the Playstation, but definitely we'll get together, we'll have a few family friends as well."

 

The suite comes with its own dinning room, where the family and Lewis's physio dine every night, preferring to keep things quiet, private, and as much like home as possible - somewhere Hamilton doesn't get to see very often.

 

"Definitely one thing I miss from home is home cooking, the food you're most comfortable with. I'm very very fussy so you go to certain countries and I don't like the food so much. Usually the hotel hooks me up so I'm okay. I have room service generally and it's always top notch. Because I've been there before in previous years they know that I'm fussy and they know what kind of foods I like. I love Italian food - I can't eat pizza, so I stick to pasta. I also love a good steak in the evening."

 

Next to the cupboard where his McLaren race suit hangs, sits his guitar, propped up against the wall. After a hard days work he takes it out on to the balcony and strums a few Bob Marley classics. "You don't get as much time to yourself during a race weekend so it can sit in the corner sometimes. I play all sorts of music on it, I don't tend to learn things specifically but, if I hear a tune I like, I'll try and work out the chords and pick it up on my guitar."

He's grown used to his jet-setting lifestyle, but Lewis still enjoys life on the road. "I love the travel. I love going to different places and seeing amazing things and meeting people. I think it's important that you enjoy it, because we travel so much. One of the best places I've been was Singapore - for the first-ever night race last year. Because it was a night race, we needed to stay on European time so that our body clocks weren't affected by the late nights. That meant blacking out the rooms, having breakfast at lunchtimes and making sure the cleaners wouldn't disturb us in the mornings when we were still sleeping. The people at the Conrad did an amazing job - they looked after us so well that you almost stopped noticing you were in a different time zone to everyone else. It was quite a crazy weekend, actually, because I remember Heikki [Kovalainen] and I would be watching movies until about 4am each night."

 

He might treat his hotel like a serviced apartment, but it's one he has to pack up every five days. This week his bag will be unpacked at Silverstone for his home race. "Silverstone is probably one of my two favourite GPs of the year with Monaco. It's my home GP and so I know the support is just maximum when you get there. There's more support from your fans than you can ever imagine."

 

You could say that Lewis will be going back to his roots at the British Grand Prix - a race he fist attended with his dad in 1994. But this time Maureen isn't invited.


Hitler reacts to F1 crisis

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Here's an amusing video I just found on YouTube:


Nice work if you can get it

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Jean Todt is to be appointed a tourism ambassador to Malaysia

The former Ferrari chief goes out with Malaysia's biggest film star, Michelle Yeoh, and seems to be reaping the benefits. As if having a Bond girl 17 years his junior on his arm weren't enviable enough.

Todt is to be paid $411,000 over two years, and receives a strip of land in Terengganu, an idilic beach haven. I've been there - it's nice.

The matter has caused some controversy in Malaysia, with government ministers defending their payment, saying that the money isn't for Todt's own pockets, it's for his holiday expenses. 

Which is fine, obviously.

Has Max changed his mind?

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Max Mosley is very angry, claiming that FOTA have briefed the media against him and fed them inaccurate information. He has now warned that his decision to step down in October may be revoked. 

So everything is in turmoil again.

Mosley wrote to Luca di Montezemolo, demanding an apology and correction.

"Given your and FOTA's deliberate attempt to mislead the media, I now consider my options open," wrote Mosley in the letter. "At least until October, I am president of the FIA with the full authority of that office.

"After that it is the FIA member clubs, not you or FOTA, who will decide on the future leadership of the FIA."

Mosley is furious that FOTA representatives have claimed that FIA Senate president Michel Boeri is now in change of F1, that he himself was forced out of office and that he would have no role in the FIA once he steps down in October.

"We made a deal yesterday in Paris to end the recent difficulties in Formula 1. A fundamental part of this was that we would both present a positive and truthful account to the media.

"I was therefore astonished to learn that FOTA has been briefing the press that Mr Boeri has taken charge of Formula 1, something which you know is completely untrue; that I had been forced out of office, also false; and, apparently, that I would have no role in the FIA after October, something which is plain nonsense, if only because of the FIA statutes.

"Furthermore, you have suggested to the media that I was a 'dictator', an accusation which is grossly insulting to the 26 members of the World Motor Sport Council who have discussed and voted all the rules and procedures of Formula 1 since the 1980s, not to mention the representatives of the FIA's 122 countries who have democratically endorsed everything I and my World Motor Sport Council colleagues have done during the last 18 years."


Max added: "You yourself must issue a suitable correction and apology at your press conference this afternoon.


For sale: Piquet's other motor

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Fancy getting behind the wheel of an F1 driver's car? Don't care whether it's actually an 800bhp single-seater, or a well-used runaround?

Then this silver 2003 BMW X5 could be for you. It's high mileage - 112,500 on the clock - but it's got six months road tax left.

Previous owner: Nelson Piquet Jr.

It's priced at £11,500 and comes, according to Auto Trader, with an 'F1 fire extinguisher under the driver's seat'.

Lewis beats Steve McQueen

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Lewis poses with, from left to right, actress Evelyne Bouix, Tag Heuer CEO Jean-Christophe Babin, Alain Prost and actress Cecile de Menibus

Last night I attended an event hosted by Tag Heuer to launch its new Monaco LS watch.

Lewis Hamilton was there, and they premiered the full-length viral clip with he and Steve McQueen racing. You might remember I posted the teaser up here about six weeks ago.

Lewis said he doesn't like to lose "but Steve McQueen's a very cool guy, so if he wins I'm happy to finish second to him."

In the end, Lewis does beat McQueen. Well, the current McLaren may be slow but it's got to be quicker than a 1970 Porsche 917. The vid is pretty cheesy. At the end McQueen offers Hamilton his original Monaco, but Lewis is like "We're in the future now" and flashes his '09 model.

The event was held at the swanky Maison Blanche on Avenue Montaigne - the smartest shopping street in Paris, with views across the city. Alain Prost was there, along with other french celebs.

After a quick Q&A Lewis was whisked off to Le Bourget and was sat on his private jet within half an hour.


Schumi loves curry. Might not be The Stig though

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Britain is going crazy right now, because people think Michael Schumacher is The Stig.

Kicking off the first show in the new series of Top Gear, The Stig finally agreed to expose his face to the nation. Yes, he has two eyes, a nose, and seven world championships.

Schumacher also revealed, when interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson, that he retired because he wanted to eat more curry.

However, much though it would be awesome to think that Schumi is The Stig, and even more awesome to think Schumacher turned down a $60 million contract just so he could enjoy chicken tikka masala twice a week, I'm afraid The Stig is not Schumacher.

But I'm sworn to secrecy as to who he/she/it actually is.

I can tell you that at Le Mans Aston Martin were very keen for one of its drivers to pretend to be The Stig. However, the vainglorious pilots refused to race under anything other than their own names. 



F1 lives on. Hooray!!

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Formula One is saved. FOTA has got everything that it asked for. 

It looked very much like Max Mosley would be asked to run for a fifth term as FIA president yesterday at the World Council's meeting in Paris. However, that didn't happen. Instead, he has agreed to step down in October. The FIA will not change the technical regulations for 2010. And the reduction in team costs will be a gradual thing over two years, as FOTA requested.

How this miraculous deal came about - which constitutes a total surrender by Mosley - is yet to come out but it appears Max, Luca di Montezemolo and Bernie Ecclestone met privately to sort the whole thing out. 


So it's business as usual then. But I struggle to believe Max would have conceded completely. The obvious thought is that he might take a place on the FIA Senate and run things Putin-style, but apparently not. He will leave completely.

I wonder when it dawned on him he had picked a fight he couldn't win. With the best drivers in the world all under contract, FOTA had the winning hand. Max has since said he was planning his departure and that everyone at the FIA knew he was leaving. But that seems doubtful when you consider Max wrote to all the FIA members last week, saying the FIA was under attack and that should they want him to stand for re-election he would be happy to do so.

Ultimately, I think, Bernie sacrificed his old mate so he could hold onto F1. Bernie would have been under immense pressure from CVC - the majority shareholder - to hold onto the teams. Presumably part of the deal between FOTA and Bernie will be a greater percentage of revenue for the teams. So Bernie's position is weaker too. The political pendulum has swung in favour of the teams and this could last some time. Finally, Bernie has realised he doesn't own Formula One, he just owns the name. The threat of a rebel series could come back at any time. At least until a new concorde agreement in drawn up, that everyone agrees to.

So, who will be Max's successor? Jean Todt is the man who Mosley often cited as his preferred choice, but I don't see it happening. Todt has many enemies in F1. Todt was never what you would call 'sporting'. And Todt has an undeniable allegiance to Ferrari which could potentially make his governance seem unfair.

The likeliest candidate right now seems to be FIA deputy president for sport, Nick Craw. He's American and an ex-racer from the lower formulae. He is the president of the American Competition Committee. Formerly, he headed up US Sailing and the US peace corps in the 1970s.

And right now the FIA are giving peace a chance. 

Going to the ball

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The first rule of event organizing is: Never get Eddie Jordan drunk and hand him a microphone.

 

It's up there with letting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad address students at Columbia. Potentially dangerous, but cover-your-eyes funny.

 

"This is what we think of Max Mosley" is EJ's opening gambit, his middle finger held aloft for all to see. There are some cheers of support from the back of the room. Those of us sat at tables at the front of the stage - many of us working in F1 - glance behind, paranoid that this might be a trap.

 

But no, it's just Eddie trying his hand at stand-up and launching into a smutty speech about how he'd like to be spanking hookers at a pensionable age too.

 

Jordan was the first entertainment act at this year's Grand Prix Ball, and I was invited on to the top table by title sponsor TW Steel, who make those really massive watches.

 

Rumour has it that TW Steel are looking to do an F1 sponsorship deal. I wondered whether that might entail a FOM deal similar to TW Steel's A1 GP sponsorship. However, one of TW Steel's managers told me they are actually  talking to teams instead. And Red Bull and Renault's commercial managers were both on the table next to mine, so I guess it's them they're talking to.

 

Usually the ball is held at Stowe School. I went to Stowe and, having successfully avoided it for 15 years, joked to the chap that invited me that I wasn't sure I was ready to return. "Actually it's being held at a place called Boycott Manor instead", he said. How apt!

(Boycott Manor - which is owned by event organiser Charlie Feather)

Actually I did nip up to Stowe over the weekend just to see the gaff and check out my old dorm. I paid a visit to the school's chapel, and there I found a book in which pupils could leave prayers (er, yeah...). The last entry read 'Please God, don't let me get swine flu. Amen.' I thought it was a joke, but then found out the whole reason the event was being held up the road at Boycott Manor was because one pupil had contracted the epidemic.

 

There were various performers, including Mica Paris and Kid Creole and the Coconuts - who were actually really good. It was like time traveling back to the 80s. In his purple suit and flat-top hat, Creole looked a bit like Prince's pimp father. Which has to be cool, doesn't it?

 

The main event was a beauty pageant. At each race on the A1 Grand Prix tour, a Miss TW Steel had been chosen. The seven girls on stage comprised Miss China, Miss Holland, Miss Portugal, Miss Australia/New Zealand, Miss Malaysia, Miss South Africa and Miss UK. The judging panel included EJ, Rick Parfitt Jr, and Caprice who lent the girls not-a-lot for the swimsuit round. Yes, try eating dinner with all that going on.

 

We all thought Miss Australia/New Zealand had it in the bag but a surprise decision by the judges gave it to Miss Portugal, who thanked her mum and walked off with a $25,000 cheque.

 

At the end of the night our table was presented with a big metal briefcase full of watches, and we were invited to help ourselves. So I've now blagged myself a rather nice chronograph with a brown leather strap. In F1, wearing The Big Watch is very important - the ultimate status accessory. If only they handed out world titles for timepieces, Ralf Schumacher would be a seven times champion. 


Celeb spotter

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There were some special guests in Silverstone yesterday. Here's who I bumped into...

Kasabian

Radio 1's Chris Moyles, who recently trained with Lewis

Ooh-ahh-Cantona makes a trade with Ferdi-num-num

Richard Branson - has decided not to extend his Brawn sponsorship. Could a Red Bull deal be going down?

Nicole Scherzinger - not looking her usual bubbly self

Michael Carrick - a footballer, apparently - and WAG

Precious Vettel

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Sebastian Vettel drove a masterclass at Silverstone to win the British Grand Prix. It was the 21 year-old's first victory in dry weather conditions and may have been enough to kick-start a real title battle.

 

Championship leader Jenson Button qualified sixth and made a poor start, which pushed him down to ninth through the first corner. He fought his way back up to finish with three points. Overall, his Brawn car struggled for grip with a low track temperature of 26 degrees. "On the soft tyre we were quick, but on the hard it was very difficult," said Button, the focus of Silverstone's 100,000-strong crowd. "My poor start really cost me as overtaking here is tricky. Vettel gained seven points on me, which isn't good. We need to hope the Nurburgring is hotter than here."

 

In the first stint of the race, Vettel lapped a massive second-per-lap quicker than second placed Rubens Barrichello. Come the first pit stops, Vettel's team mate Mark Webber leapfrogged the Brazilian and gave Red Bull their second one-two finish of the year. Barrichello was pleased with his third place, believing it was the best result he could have hoped for. Ferrari's Felipe Massa, too, exceeded expectations by racing from 11th on the grid to fourth. The scuderia called a terrific strategy.

 

Last year's winner, Lewis Hamilton, took to the grass several times, had a huge scrap with Fernando Alonso, and finally finished in 16th.

 

It was a perfect race for Vettel, who saw his lead reduced as he lapped cars - something he described as "a slalom" - but still crossed the line 18 seconds ahead of Webber.

 

Silverstone hosted the first ever round of the F1 world championship in 1950, and 2009 promised to be its last event. However, there is renewed optimism that the track may return after Bernie Ecclestone disclosed that if the Donington circuit isn't ready by next summer the race will be back at Silverstone. It's certainly a favourite of the drivers.

 

"Thank you Silverstone," gushed Vettel. "The crowds were all on their feet on the last lap - the atmosphere was incredible. I used to watch races here in the era of Mansell and Senna, so to win here for me is a dream fulfilled."

 

RACE RESULTS

  1. Sebastian Vettel - Red Bull-Renault
  2. Mark Webber - Red Bull-Renault
  3. Rubens Barrichello - Brawn-Mercedes
  4. Felipe Massa - Ferrari
  5. Nico Rosberg - Williams-Toyota
  6. Jenson Button - Brawn-Mercedes
  7. Jarno Trulli - Toyota
  8. Kimi Raikkonen - Ferrari
  9. Timo Glock - Toyota
  10. Giancarlo Fisichella - Force India-Mercedes
  11. Kazuki Nakajima - Williams-Toyota
  12. Nelson Piquet - Renault
  13. Robert Kubica - BMW-Sauber
  14. Fernando Alonso - Renault
  15. ]Nick Heidfeld - BMW-Sauber
  16. Lewis Hamilton - McLaren Mercedes
  17. ]Adrian Sutil - Force India-Mercedes
  18. Sebastien Buemi - Toro Rosso-Ferrari

DNF      Sebastien Bourdais - Toro Rosso-Ferrari

DNF      Heikki Kovalainen - McLaren-Mercedes

 

 

DRIVERS' CHAMPIONSHIP

  1. Button - 64
  2. Barrichello - 41
  3. Vettel - 39
  4. Webber - 35.5
  5. Trulli - 21.5
  6. Massa - 16
  7. Rosberg - 15.5
  8. Glock - 13
  9. Alonso - 11
  10. Raikkonen - 10
  11. Hamilton - 9
  12. Heidfeld - 6
  13. Kovalainen - 4
  14. Buemi - 3
  15. Kubica - 2
  16. Bourdais - 2

 

CONSTRUCTORS' CHAMPIONSHIP

  1. Brawn GP - 105
  2. Red Bull Racing - 74.5
  3. Toyota - 34.5
  4. Ferrari - 26
  5. Williams - 15.5
  6. McLaren - 13
  7. Renault - 11
  8. BMW-Sauber - 8
  9. Toro Rosso - 5

Advantage Vettel

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The fuel weights have been published and Sebastian Vettel looks almost unbeatable. The Red Bull has been the class of the field all weekend - both drivers looking good. Notice the new nose on the car, which looks a bit like a duck's beak. I sense a one-two here today.

Vettel has lots of fuel - more than the cars he's racing against today. He'll pit on lap 23. 

Barrichello had a good qualifying to take the two-spot. He'll pit lap 19. 

Webber, in third, has an extra lap over Barrichello but should have been quicker. I think he knows yesterday was his best chance yet of having pole, and it wasn't his fault he missed out. On his final fast lap he came across Kimi Raikkonen, driving slowly on the racing line approaching Stowe. Webber had to take an early, tight entry and that cost him. Afterwards, he was blunt: "Kimi was, I don't know, drinking some vodka or dreaming or something... I don't know what the hell he was doing."

Button struggled to get heat into his tyres. He starts sixth, behind Jarno Trulli and Kazuki Nakajima who will pit laps 19 and 17 respectively. Button will pit on 19. He's racing for a podium today but may have to settle for fourth. Trulli could take a podium today, but Barrichello is very good around here.

Lewis Hamilton in 19th position, running the same fuel load as pole man Vettel. Eek.

I'm feeling confident about my prediction today:
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Barrichello

One huuuunndred and eeeeighty!

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(Bobby Dazzler in the middle, tells Liuzzi to F-off)

At last, some sport this weekend! The Force India motorhome hosted a darts tournament for the paddock last night, along with special tuition from Bobby George aka The Dazzler.

The Dazzler was the biggest name in darts round about the time I was born. I understand he lives in an 18-bedroom mansion in Essex, built by his own hand, which is actually in the shape of a dart. Legend. His moniker comes from his flamboyant dress sense - last night he wore about 8kg of gold chains, bracelets and rings and a sparkly shirt with his name on it.

The Force India drivers were there, and Tonio Liuzzi - a bit of a king of bling himself - described Bobby's style as 'competitive'. BBC Radio 5 Live's David Croft, who MC'd the night, was in his element. Crofty is a huge darts aficionado and commentates on the sport professionally anyway. He said "I think Vitantonio wants your shirt, Bobby" to which Bobby replied "He can f*ck off!"

We each had a go at throwing three darts - mostly media, and Lewis Hamilton's dad Anthony, who wasn't bad. I was having an off day, only scoring 14 which left me at the bottom of the table. 

The top scoring chap then went up against Bobby, who could only score with bullseyes.

There was a case of Whyte & MacKay whisky up for grabs. Bobby teased that the chap in the final (can't remember his name) was Crofty's boyfriend. "For a case of whisky he can be," said Croft. Bobby responded: "For a case of whisky we'll have a threesome." 

It was only one case Bobby, I don't think it would have lasted long between you.

(I have a go - good grouping, Crofty said, but a low score)

New teams talking to FOTA

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As I suggested in an earlier post, it appears Prodrive and Lola, who failed to make the FIA entry list last week, have been speaking to FOTA about joining their breakaway series.

Speaking to the press yesterday, McLaren's Martin Whitmarsh revealed there has been interest. "We would welcome any new teams or existing teams for that matter. Certainly there has been an expression of interest from some of the names you just mentioned [Prodrive and Lola] and I think a lot of teams want to be racing against the Ferraris, Red Bulls, the Brawns and hopefully ourselves. 

"Formula One has not done a good job in my view of developing the number of teams that compete and in developing a series which is focussed on what the fans want and I think there is an opportunity to do a better job and to have some fresh energy.

"Clearly, we have had already in the last few hours quite a lot of interest from some other teams that want to be part of this series and we are going to do everything we can to encourage them to be part of it. I think just as FOTA has already demonstrated its assistance to retaining teams and assisting the independent teams I think that has got to be part of the ethos of any new organisation."

Another prospective entrant, Team N Technology which is being overseen by a group calling themselves MSC, withdrew its application to enter the FIA championship on Friday, criticizing the governing body over its handling of the entry process. A statement read:

"MSC believes that through its wrong actions and objectionable management methods, the FIA severely hurt MSC's efforts to become a new team and undermined the Formula 1 sport, taken as a whole."

The company did not rule out re-applying for an F1 place when the current controversy was settled.

"MSC shall consider making a new application when the Formula 1 environment is stabilised and the conditions are met for a transparent and loyal contest, ensuring visibility and predictability to the candidate teams," it said.

Ketchup, porridge and Great Aunt Nellie

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The FIA and the teams were in crisis mode this morning, while Bernie - in his typical way - pretended he knew nothing. "What breakaway? What's the argument about? I don't worry about anything. I know nothing. You should speak to Max. Yadda yadda yadda..."

My morning got off to an inauspicious start too when I was having breakfast with some friends from Ferrari. One of them was struggling with a non-squeezy bottle of tomato ketchup. 'Give it here', I said, 'you just need to give it a good whack'. The ketchup shot across her plate and all over her shirt. Still, at least she was wearing red.

Since this latest crisis reached fever pitch it's easy to forget there's a race on this weekend. Still on Wednesday in London one could get away from it all. I was invited to an event by Oris watches where I got to race a Scalextric against Nico Rosberg, Kazuki Nakajima and some other guests. Nico proved pretty handy. I finished a glorious fifth which, I think, might have had something to do with the beer and two glasses of wine I had before the do. Never before has a Scalextric car been so sideways.

That evening there was a Grand Prix Lounge party held at Jalouse in Mayfair. Nelson Piquet and Bruno Senna were there and on good form. But otherwise the paddock turn out was quite small. I think the concept was 'lets stick a McLaren MP4-4 outside and charge 500 quid a ticket'. Of course, I blagged it.

I'm staying in Oxford this weekend at the Malmaison, which was once a prison and is still very much in that style, with cells and wings rather than rooms and corridors, and a visitors room instead of a lounge. Whether the concierge are known as 'screws' I don't know. The bedroom doors are tiny, the windows have had their bars removed but are still too small to crawl through and downstairs in reception on the TVs they've actually got old episodes of Porridge on loop. 

In fact, when I walked out onto the restored atrium, with five floors of cells, I could hear the jangling of keys and the opening dialogue "Norman Stanley Fletcher, you have pleeded guilty to the charges brought by this court..."


But, as I said, it's actually very posh and they've removed the bunk beds and replaced them with comfy king-size jobs. The showers aren't communal, which reduces the chances of arse rape considerably, and the view across the exercise yard is blocked by a Carluccio's.

Actually, with all these luxuries I feel more like Mr Bridger from The Italian Job, who lived by different prison rules and had a chandelier in his cell.

And, to drag it back to F1 politics, maybe the Formula One World Championship and the rich sporting history it has provided could be characterized as Great Aunt Nellie. At her funeral, Mr Bridger's thoughts were clear: 

"We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in."

FOTA members speak of "stalemate"

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We've just had a press conference where Christian Horner and Ross Brawn spoke of their efforts to find a compromise with the FIA.

Christian Horner: "We have effectively reached a position of stalemate. A huge effort has been made by the teams to find a compromise. The decision to make this morning's statement was not taken lightly. From a Red Bull perspective, we want to race the best teams with the best drivers and sponsors. If that can't be Formula One then we need to look at something else.

"I can only sympathize with the fans who must be confused and dismayed. The politics are difficult to comprehend and F1 should be about what happens on the track."

Ross Brawn: "The current situation is damaging for F1, we acknowledge that, but it's in the vision of better things that we are prepared to do this.

"The FIA has said 'come join us and we'll change the rules again', but what guarantees do we have?"

Asked if the removal of Max Mosley would restore order, Ross said: "In no way is that a condition. It is not something that has entered the discussions. We've had a breakdown in relations and we need to find a balance between the regulatory body and the competing teams."

I'm feeling optimistic though that a solution will be reached. It won't be solved this weekend though - the teams are a bit busy now with their day jobs.

Breaking news: The FIA calls its lawyer

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The following statement has just been released by the governing body:

"The FIA's lawyers have now examined the FOTA threat to begin a breakaway series. The actions of FOTA as a whole, and Ferrari in particular, amount to serious violations of law including wilful interference with contractual relations, direct breaches of Ferrari's legal obligations and a grave violation of competition law. The FIA will be issuing legal proceedings without delay.

"Preparations for the 2010 FIA Formula One World Championship continue but publication of the final 2010 entry list will be put on hold while the FIA asserts its legal rights."


That means all parties won't be allowed to speak on the matter, which is clearly very frustrating. And this will drag on for months. As Jenson's going to have the title wrapped up soon we need something to keep ourselves entertained in Abu Dhabi...


FOFA lends FOTA fan support

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A fan and blogger has set up FOFA - the Formula One Fans Association.

FOFA wants all parties to come to a compromise and keep grand prix racing as a singular championship, not to do a Pink Floyd, split up, and release some albums which are best forgotten.

The site also asks visitors to vote on whether they're sick of Max and Bernie and whether Jacques Villeneuve should be in charge. I voted for JV, who has currently 26 percent of the vote.

Visit formulaonefansassociation.blogspot.com

JYS: "Big trees do blow over"

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It's no surprise, but Sir Jackie Stewart has called for Max Mosley to stand down:

"The trouble is Max has gone too far with this and the teams have suddenly said 'I'm sorry, we can't take it any more'.

"It may well be that Max Mosley has to go. He has a great position of power, but big trees do blow over."

I read an interesting post on Joe Saward's blog today, where the grandprix.com journalist re-published an interview he conducted with Max in 1991 when he was first going for the FISA (the sporting arm of the FIA) presidency against the unpopular Jean-Marie Balestre. Have a look at these excerpts...

"The president ought really to sit there, listening to the views, summing up, trying to get a consensus. The tendency at the moment is that the president sits and makes a very long speech, usually informing everyone about things they know already - like the state of F1 - and then there is no time for these people to put forward their views. And if their views are not in accord with those of the president they are not very well received anyway.'

And yet the World Council still votes with Balestre. Why is that?

'Everybody in the FISA depends on the establishment for certain things which are vital to their interests of their country and their ASN - a rally, a local championship, whatever. If they do anything which causes difficulty there is the danger that they will lose the particular thing that is vital to them. So they think that in their interests of their club and their country they have to go along with it.

'I think you have to encourage the people there to say what they really think and listen to what thy have to say, changing the whole atmosphere and style of running FISA. Talking less and listening more.

'The idea that the FISA is the property of one man, and trying to take the presidency from him is like trying to take his house or his car, is alien to any properly run club.

'I think the reason that we will succeed with a massive majority has nothing to do with my qualities - be they good, bad or indifferent - because I think that people perceive that the existing regime is beginning to be a disaster for motorsport.'


You can read the full transcript from this 1991 Mosley interview on Joe's very informative blog: joesaward.wordpress.com

The state of play today

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We're on the brink of what no one wanted: two competing grand prix series. But as I said before, the FOTA championship has potentially ten teams on its books - all of which are very strong. The FIA championship has Williams and some other not-so-established outfits. 

I believe the fans will follow:

1. The series with the best and most famous drivers
2. Ferrari
3. The Monaco Grand Prix

The FOTA championship has Alonso, Hamilton, Raikkonen and Button. Right now, all the FIA has is Rosberg, Sutil, Nakajima and Fisichella. The other drivers joining teams like Campos and Manor, and whoever else they announce tomorrow, will likely be ex-GP2 or F1 test drivers.

The Monaco Grand Prix no doubt has a contract to run with FOM but once that expires it's likely to follow Ferrari. Could there even be two Monaco Grand Prix next year?

FOTA have shown they are willing to take this all the way. After their announcement last night, the FIA has responded saying they're "disappointed but not surprised", and that "elements within FOTA have sought this outcome throughout the prolonged period of negotiation and have not engaged in the discussions in good faith."

However, as I've outlined, FOTA now hold most of the cards. So when the FIA World Council meet it will have to decide whether to retain Max Mosley as president for another four years or ask him to step down in order to retain the FOTA teams and F1 as we know it.

It might seem like an easy decision, but nothing is simple with the FIA. Remember, the voters all owe Max their jobs. It's likely to be Max's decision. The question he'll be asking himself and his advisors is this: Does stepping down constitute weakness, or does holding on to what he's got constitute an even greater failing?

FOTA announce new series

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Yikes - it's midnight and FOTA are straight in there announcing their intention to launch a new series. Is this the end of the Max and Bernie show? One thing is for sure: It's hardball.

D-Day

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...will the 'D' stand for 'Disaster' or 'Disaster narrowly avoided'? We will find out tomorrow. 

The last few days have seen a flurry of letters and press releases between the FIA and FOTA and both parties to the press. It is clear that FOTA want Max to agree to stand down. Will he agree to that? If he doesn't, the manufacturers will do their own thing next year.

It was odd that Lola withdrew their entry the other day. What does that mean? They were a strong entry, so I was surprised they didn't make the FIA cut last week. To withdraw after considerable investment in its F1 pitch and program can mean only one thing: They have done a deal with FOTA.

Prodrive, too, was notably absent from the FIA's entry list. I understand from reliable sources close to Prodrive that this is because they want to use Mercedes-Benz engines and the FIA would only allow them entry if it was with Cosworth power. I'm not sure of the legal implications of that, if it were proven to be the case. I would have thought it breaks EU competition codes. 

So if FOTA have eight current F1 teams (all except Williams and Force India) and Lola and Prodrive, that's a 20 car field made up of strong constructors.

They could be the best horse to back.

Extra-curricular guide: Silverstone

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Recommending nightlife in Silverstone is a bit like asking whether you would prefer to be shot or stabbed. The best thing you can do is get a nice Winnebago or Abercrombie & Kent-style tent and make your own entertainment. 


However, if you have access to the paddock a lot of the teams go all out as they cater for thousands of guests over the weekend. If you prowl around the BRDC campsite you'll find where the drivers keep their own motorhomes. Thursday night is driver barbeque night. Meaning they'll be grilling steaks, not perishing in flames. On Saturday the Force India team is having a darts competition in their motorhome for members of the British media, and later on the nearby Boycott Manor is hosting this year's Grand Prix Ball.


Lewis Hamilton stays at Raymond Blanc's wonderful Manoir aux Quat' Seasons in neighbouring Oxfordshire, and helicopters in each morning.

www.manoir.com

Circuit guide: Silverstone

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Silverstone hosted the very first round of the Formula One World Championship back in 1950 - a race that was attended by the royal family. Originally an RAF airfield during war time, Silverstone is a power circuit and the home grand prix for seven of the teams.

 

Silverstone offers a challenging flow of fast corners and some good overtaking opportunities. Because of the flat nature of the land, though, it's quite difficult to find a good vantage point.

 

Turn 1, Copse, is a 280kph right-hander which requires just a dab of the brakes and a flick of the wrist. The most enjoyable section for the drivers is maggots, where cars thread turning left, right, left, right, left, and rely a lot of the time just on engine braking. Most of the overtaking opportunities can be found on the hanger straight, before turning into the 240kph Stowe corner - which used to be taken flat out, but no longer. This is a wonderful place from which to spectate. Bridge is a very rewarding right-hander, again just requiring a dab of brake. The BRDC clubhouse is located down at the Woodcote section where spectators can see the cars at slower speed, winding around a loop before beginning their next lap.

 

Overall, the team that succeeds will have developed the best aerodynamic efficiency. This is a very fast and flowing circuit, but it also suffers terribly from crosswinds which threaten the cars balance.

Button's Battle of Britain

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Jenson Button once had a reputation for being a party animal, but on Wednesday night - while other drivers reveled in London - the world championship leader was snuggled up in his motorhome, parked at an empty Silverstone.


Being Button's, though, it's not just any motorhome. It's got personality. It's huge, it's metallic red, and it has flames painted down the side. It looks like it should have music pumping out of its mirrored windows, and disco lights ablaze. But it's quiet, with just the distant sound of generators as the teams erect their garages. Jenson is after an early night and wants no distractions ahead of his home race.


Previously, his best result at the British Grand Prix was fourth for Honda in 2004. But now, with the lightening-quick Brawn car, expectations are much higher.


Button will be keen to shirk that pressure. His coolness in such situations, though, and his easy-going manner with the demanding media has been characteristic of the 29 year-old, who has matured after a few years in the shadows. If he is feeling the eyes of the world upon him, he isn't showing it. He's scored an incredible six wins and one third place from seven starts this year.


"To be leading the championship going into my home grand prix is something that I've never experienced before and it puts a smile on my face every time I think about it," Button said. "If we come away with a good result, I'll be so happy on Sunday!"

 

Legendary drivers like Nigel Mansell have come forward with plaudits. "The great thing is that he had served a very long apprenticeship and now it's coming together," said Mansell. "He's more focused than I have ever seen him and better than ever as well."


Mansell competed in F1 for 13 years before he won his one and only title, in 1992. Likewise, Button has raced for a decade with little to show for it but disappointment. Until now.


Unless a miracle occurs, this is likely to be Formula One's last visit to Silverstone for a while. Possibly ever. From 2010 the race will visit Donington - provided the finance is in place and the works is completed.


Memories of Silverstone - which was the first circuit to hold a world championship race, in 1950 - are most vivid when an Englishman has taken the chequered flag. 'Mansell Mania' was first seen in 1986, when the mustachioed Brummie pulled an audacious move to overtake triple world champion and sworn enemy Nelson Piquet. The crowd flooded the track when Mansell returned to the passing spot after the race to kiss the ground. In 1994 Damon Hill caused similar celebration with his win, while last year Lewis Hamilton drove the best race of his career to date, beating his rivals in the wet by 68 seconds.


Twelve months on the situation is very different for Hamilton. Stuck in a car which is struggling to qualify in the top ten, it could be a painful weekend for the reigning champ. But he's had four months to get used to the new world order, and being lapped by Button.


Jenson may find his greatest threat on Sunday comes from his team mate. Rubens Barrichello is fighting any sense that he might now be the Brawn team's de-facto number two, after failing to score a point in Turkey two weeks ago. His victory at Silverstone in 2003 is the highlight of his 17 year F1 career so far, when he passed Kimi Raikkonen around the outside of Bridge corner for the lead and proved he was much more than Michael Schumacher's rear gunner. Last year he finished third in a car that had no business being up there. So, it's fair to say, Rubens is a Silverstone master.


Button and Barrichello have a great off-track relationship, but on it they are fiercely competitive. Whoever is driving the winning car, if it's a Brawn that crosses the line first there will be celebration at the team's factory, located just a couple of miles away in Brackley - a factory which so nearly closed down over the winter.

USF1 prepares for Formula One

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In the last 20 years only two Americans have raced at motorsport's pinnacle - Formula One. However, a new team promises to field Americans exclusively from 2010, and base their entire operation in North Carolina. It will be the first F1 team ever to be based outside its European heartland.

 

Adam Hay-Nicholls speaks exclusively to sporting director Peter Windsor.

 

The team - USF1 - say their mission is "to prove that American technology, American drivers and the competitive spirit can compete and win on the F1 global stage". An uplifting mantra as the US auto industry slides further towards bankruptcy. But there are very few Americans to be found working in F1's elite pit garages, and even fewer on the track - zero.

 

Since 1993, the only two Yankees to race in F1 were Michael Andretti and Scott Speed. Between them, they had three seasons to prove themselves. Speed never scored a point, while Andretti could only muster seven, and one podium finish. His Brazilian team mate, Ayrton Senna, scored 73 points and five wins that year. Both Americans were fired.

 

So there is some cynicism in the F1 paddock as to whether an all-American team can deliver. However, Peter Windsor is adamant that the people of North Carolina - NASCAR's ground zero - have the skills and facilities to match the best Europe has to offer.

 

"It's an incredibly strong area motorsport-wise - a $6 billion industry. There are some very good people and the technology is fantastic". Windsor, 57, was born in the UK but works as a pitlane reporter for F1's US broadcaster, Speed Channel. Back in the 1980s he was team manager at Williams, where he met Penske engineer Ken Anderson. The two are now driving the USF1 project. They have a temporary lease on a 38,000 square feet factory just north of Charlotte, and boast they have all the facilities they need, as well as talented composites and metallurgy companies, machinists and fabricators on their doorstep.

 

"Ken and I thought if we're going to do this in the US we might as well go all the way and have American drivers and personnel," says Windsor.  "We don't want to upset other teams by pinching their personnel. So let's do it with our own guys in America."

 

F1's plan to introduce a £40 million budget cap from 2010 will help a new independent team like USF1 enormously. Also, Windsor claims three major corporations have approached them about sponsorship. The team have signed an engine supply deal with Cosworth. And, as a personal experiment perhaps, Windsor would love to run a NASCAR driver in an F1 car. After all ex-F1 star Juan Pablo Montoya is a winner in the US stock car series. Is trading places realistic? "I believe a great racing driver is a great racing driver, and fundamentally they'll be able to drive anything," says Windsor. "No other team would risk racing a NASCAR driver straight out of NASCAR, but we would."

 

F1 would love to win over US audiences, and a home-grown team and drivers could give American petrolheads something to cheer about.

 

 

WHO'S IN THE HOTSEAT?

Adam takes a look at the American drivers who might have a shot at F1.


Danica Patrick

The only woman to ever win an Indy Car race, this 27 year-old is a superstar. F1 would love a lady driver, but is Danica quick enough? "She's definitely got the credentials," says Peter Windsor, "and she grew up the hard way in Formula Ford in the UK. Equally she's won on the world stage. The thing about Danica is that she'd be bigger than the team, and I don't know that's a good thing for us in year one."

Marco Andretti

Racing royalty, 22 year-old Marco is the son of Michael Andretti and grandson of 1978 F1 world champion Mario. He was second in the 2006 Indy 500, a race his granddad won in 1969. He successfully tested for the Honda F1 team in 2007, but his recent Indy Car performances have been disappointing. "I rate Marco, obviously. If Mario says he's good he must be good. But the impression I have is that he just wants to stay in America for a while and win races," says Windsor.

Graham Rahal

Won on his Indy Car debut last year, making him the youngest driver ever to win a major American open-wheel race. Thereafter, the Ohio-born 20 year-old's season went downhill. Graham's father is 1986 Indy 500 winner Bobby Rahal, who once ran the Jaguar Racing F1 team.

Jonathan Summerton

Competed in the ultra-competitive Formula 3 Euroseries in 2006, winning one race, and also took a win for Team USA in the A1GP series in 2007. This season the 20 year-old, from Florida, is racing in the American Indy Lights series. "It would be good to get a really young driver so we can grow at the same rate," says Windsor.

Kyle Busch

Stock Car sensation Kyle has won 14 NASCAR Sprint Cup races and 24 Nationwide Series races, yet he's only 24. Peter reckons the Las Vegas-born racer could easily convert to open-wheels: "He's just the right age, and young enough to go back to NASCAR if he wants to. If he proved quick with us we would not stand in his way should BMW or Ferrari want him. He's already huge in the US, and if he was successful in F1 too he'd suddenly be the biggest driver on the planet."

Breaking news

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All the current F1 teams have made the entry list (good news) along with Manor, Campos and USF1. The FIA have given the FOTA teams until next Friday to lift their conditions.


So onto the next round...


P.S Where's Prodrive? Everyone thought that David Richard's organisation was a shoe-in.



 

Press Release

2010 FIA Formula One World Championship Entry List

12.06.2009

Following the completion of the applications process for teams to compete in the 2010 FIA Formula One World Championship, the following teams have been confirmed. 

 TEAM CONSTRUCTOR
 SCUDERIA FERRARI MARLBORO FERRARI
 SCUDERIA TORO ROSSO STR TBA
 RED BULL RACING  RED BULL RACING TBA
 AT&T WILLIAMS WILLIAMS TOYOTA
 FORCE INDIA F1 TEAM FORCE INDIA MERCEDES
 CAMPOS GRAND PRIX CAMPOS COSWORTH
 MANOR GRAND PRIX MANOR COSWORTH
 TEAM US F1 TEAM US F1 COSWORTH
 VODAFONE McLAREN MERCEDES* McLAREN MERCEDES
 BMW SAUBER F1 TEAM* BMW SAUBER
 RENAULT F1 TEAM* RENAULT
 PANASONIC TOYOTA RACING* TOYOTA
 BRAWN GP FORMULA ONE TEAM* BRAWN TBA


*These five teams have submitted conditional entries.The FIA has invited them to lift those conditions following further discussions to be concluded not later than close of business on Friday 19 June.

The maximum number of cars permitted to enter the 2010 Championship has been increased to 26, two being entered by each competitor. Pending completion of the discussions referred to above, further due diligence is currently taking place on other potential entries.

Separated at birth #4

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An excellent suggestion from Mr Peter Secchi, of London:

"Sir, am I the only one that has never seen Brawn GP's Jenson 'I can't belive I might be World Champ' Button and Coldplay's Chris 'I can't believe she said yes' Martin in the same room?"

He might be onto something. I think I once saw Jenson Button in the same room as the drummer from Coldplay at Spa. But maybe that was Chris Martin. It's confusing.

(Chris Martin)

(Jenson Button)

Got an F1 lookalike in mind? Email me - adam@metrof1.com.

Separated at birth #3

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In Oceans 11, Andy Garcia wanted everyone to spend millions at his casino, the Bellagio. Williams CEO Adam Parr, on the other hand, is in favour of budget capping.

(Adam Parr)

(Andy Garcia)
  

Team Superfund will be on the 2010 grid

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Just 48 hours to go before we know who'll be on the grid next year.

Williams and Force India will be there, that's a given.

Ferrari - the FIA and Bernie say they're contracted to race.

Toyota, Red Bull, Toro Rosso, BMW, Renault, Brawn, McLaren - if they want to make the list, they may have to take back their conditions.

And then there are those wanting to join the party: USF1, Prodrive, Epsilon Euskadi, Lola, Litespeed (who plan to use the Lotus name), Campos, RML, Wirth Research, iSport, Fromtech (who plan to use the Brabham name), March and Superfund.

There is space for 12 teams. Although the announcement of who's made the cut will wait until Friday, the newcomers will have already been told. They are, however sworn to secrecy.

Two of them are definitely in. But if the FIA want to dump some F1 manufacturers, they may have chosen more than that.

And I can tell you EXCLUSIVELY that Alex Wurz - who is fronting the Superfund bid - has just placed an order for a big-ass F1 motorhome.

The Frome Flyer

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Here is a pub in Frome, Somerset, with one of those cheap-and-cheerful Premier Inns bolted on. Doesn't look like much does it?

Well what if I told you it's called The Frome Flyer, and it's on Jenson Avenue.

And I always thought Button's home town offered nothing more than the Clarks factory outlet. We should all go.

Best move of the race

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Nelson Piquet pulled a stunning move on Lewis Hamilton for a lowly 16th position. He dived down the outside of the McLaren at turn 12, Lewis locking his brakes. But as Nelson exited, the rear of his Renault came wide. He just kept his foot planted and kept the inside line through the next corner. 

Nelson and Lewis have always had a love-hate relationship, having been championship rivals in the 2006 GP2 season. Here are some other things Nelson loves and hates:

LOVE

  1. Blondes
  2. Hot weather and beaches
  3. Family
  4. Boats
  5. Driving

HATE

  1. Traffic
  2. Cold weather
  3. Speed cameras 
  4. Flying out of London Stansted
  5. Pollution 

The joy of six

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Jenson Button arrived for the post-race press conference 20 seconds ahead of the other podium finishers - just as he had done on track. By winning the Turkish Grand Prix he has extended his lead in the title chase to 26 points.

 

"The car was just outrageous!" gushed Button. "We thought it would be much tougher today, and I was enjoying the car so much that every lap I drove I had a big smile on my face. I would have driven another 200 laps if I could."

 

Sebastian Vettel had been on pole, but made a mistake on the first lap that let the Englishman through. "I lost the car through turns nine and 10," said the Red Bull driver. "When I saw him flying away my first thought was 'Shit!' Jenson was too quick for me today - even without my mistakes I wouldn't have kept ahead of him."

 

"In previous races Red Bull were on our pace, but today we were a step ahead," confirmed Jenson.

 

Vettel was heavily compromised by a three-stop strategy that didn't work, and which he said he wasn't happy about. It denied him second place.

 

Button's Brawn team mate, Rubens Barrichello, had a nightmare race. He slipped from third to 13th at the start and then, on Lap 11, failed to make a pass on Heikki Kovalainen stick and spun. Dropped down to 17th he started driving like an angry commuter, swearing under his breath as he tried to pass Adrian Sutil. He quickly lost his rag - and his front wing end-plate. On Lap 48 he made Brawn's first retirement of the season.

 

Jenson may seem uncatchable, but the Red Bull duo are still full of hope. "Jenson is in an incredible position, but if he has a couple of DNFs that will change," warned Webber.

 

Button is optimistic about the coming races, and has vowed to keep attacking. "The situation at the moment is perfect, but you can't lift off. You need to keep pushing. I'm going to make every move I can to win every race."


RACE RESULTS

  1. Jenson Button
  2. Mark Webber
  3. Sebastian Vettel
  4. Jarno Trulli
  5. Nico Rosberg
  6. Felipe Massa
  7. Robert Kubica
  8. Timo Glock
  9. Kimi Raikkonen
  10. Fernando Alonso
  11. Nick Heidfeld
  12. Kazuki Nakajima
  13. Lewis Hamilton
  14. Heikki Kovalainen
  15. Sebastien Buemi
  16. Nelson Piquet
  17. Adrian Sutil
  18. Sebastien Bourdais

DNF Rubens Barrichello

DNF Giancarlo Fisichella

 

DRIVERS' CHAMPIONSHIP

  1. Button - 61
  2. Barrichello - 35
  3. Vettel - 29
  4. Webber - 27.5
  5. Trulli - 19.5
  6. Glock - 13
  7. Rosberg - 11.5
  8. Massa - 11
  9. Alonso - 11
  10. Raikkonen - 9
  11. Hamilton - 9
  12. Heidfeld - 6
  13. Kovalainen - 4
  14. Buemi - 3
  15. Kubica - 2
  16. Bourdais - 2

 

A grid girl is down. I repeat: A grid girl is down

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The race hasn't even started and there has already been a casualty. One of the grid girls fainted in the 32 degree heat. She's been stretchered off to the medical centre now, but for ten minutes we were confronted by the concerning sight of an underdressed young lady unconscious in the pit lane tunnel. Unless she'd just caught a sight of Kimi. The grid girls all love Kimi.

Live on Twitter

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The cars are on the grid and I am Twittering: AdamHayNicholls

Place you bets...

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Like I said, I don't believe the FOTA teams will boycott the race BUT if they do then there could be money to be made at the bookies!

I quite fancied putting a tenner on Rosberg for the win. But then I remembered betting is prohibited in Turkey. I tried to place a bet at 100-1 with William Hill. 'The country you are trying to place your bet from has gambling restrictions', read the message. DAMN!

Assuming all 20 cars do race, I foresee the podium looking like this:

1) Vettel
2) Barrichello
3) Button

Indianapolis 2

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There is a rumour doing the rounds this morning, following a meeting at the Toyota motorhome between all the FOTA team bosses and drivers.

Word has it that they are planning to pull all their cars into retirement after the formation lap.

This is, of course, a response to Max Mosley's recent statement that the FIA makes the rules and if the teams don't like it they can do their own thing. You might have noticed I haven't blogged on this recently - largely because I and most other people round here are totally bored of it.

If the eight FOTA teams - i.e everyone but Force India and Williams - don't make the race start then it will hark back to the 2005 US Grand Prix, in which only six cars raced. The difference there was that 150,000 fans got very angry. I'm not sure there are even 150 fans here, so no one's going to notice. Oh, except for the 200 million watching on TV.

Will it happen? Not likely. For a start, I can't see Red Bull and Brawn pulling out and surrendering points. If it really is being discussed it will test many loyalties within FOTA. And not in a good way. It could tear the alliance apart.

What is more in Indianapolis the cars couldn't race. It was unsafe. they would have broken local laws by racing. If they all retire here voluntarily they would leave themselves open to even greater attack.

There's no Max and no Bernie here, so there's no one to mediate them out of it, except Alan Donnelly. But I bet Max hopes the rumour is true and they do do it. Then FOTA would be the subject of a public outcry. They would become the bad guys, instead of the FIA.

Personally I think it's just a rumour and, if it really is being discussed, I would advise FOTA against such action.

Qualifying analysis

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The fastest way around Istanbul park is a two stop strategy, pitting first on lap 20, then a longer middle stint and a short final stint.

Pole man Sebastian Vettel is slightly lighter than Jenson Button. Vettel should pit on lap 15, Button on 17. That could give Button a tactical advantage. Mark Webber is on the same fuel load as Button, so that could be an interesting fight. I think Button's biggest danger at the start, though, will come from his team mate. Rubens Barrichello lines up third and is a lap lighter on fuel. He tends to make better starts than JB.

The least favoured tyre here is the soft compound, which most drivers will save for their last stint. Due to his short first stint, Vettel may start on this.

Fernando Alonso is fueled the lightest - he'll stop on lap 13. Sebastien Bourdais is driving an oil tanker - he'll still be cruising round on lap 34. But will a one stop strategy stick around here?

Disaster for McLaren - Heikki Kovalainen lines up 14th, Lewis Hamilton a shocking 16th, failing to get into Q2. Felipe Massa, who was my initial tip for the race win, is a disappointing seventh, and light on fuel. He should pit on lap 17.

Is there anybody out there?

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Arriving at the circuit this morning, there were no queues. No traffic whatsoever. Where is everyone?

Attendance at this race is, I suspect, the lowest there has ever been. I mean ever! It's 11am now - admittedly three hours before race start - and I can see the grandstand that looks down the main straight from my window in the media centre. I see only about 60 people. The stand could take several thousand.

The cameramen have been given an order by FOM not to film the stands at all, and the stands away from the main straight have been cloaked up with green canvas tarpaulins (which cost 20,000 Euros per stand) so they blend in with the scenery. They're spending money to pretend they're not losing money. Er, Enron anyone?

I reckon you'd get more spectators at a race at Paul Ricard - and Ricard doesn't have any grandstands!

Searching for drugs

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My usually packed Istanbul evening schedule has been compromised this year due to a dodgy kebab I ate somewhere along the weekend. All day yesterday I was groaning in pain with a jippy tummy and debilitating headaches.

After leaving the circuit I tried to find Nurofen at a petrol station. The guy there spoke no english - didn't understand 'pain killers', 'headache' or 'asprin' and proceeded to shriek loudly at his english speaking buddy. At which point I was like 'Will you PLEASE stop doing that!!'

I found a supermarket that was still open but it sold no drugs. I was beginning to think the Turks must never get headaches - surprising when you consider how they just love shouting at each other. But then I met a really helpful shop assistant. No, they didn't have any asprins, but maybe he could find me one. I figured that meant he'd go in the office, but instead he started going round asking all the customers if they had any. Finally a woman opened her handbag and gave me a strip of tablets. I was extremely grateful, practically dying from a migraine.

I was a little worried they might be a different drug though. Like her hormone replacement pills. I woke up feeling better this morning but most of all I felt relieved that I didn't have breasts.

Button blows his bonus

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F1 drivers love their watches and Jenson Button is no exception. He has just blown 100,000 Euros on a Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon. He says he likes it because all the detail reminds him of F1 machinery. I know what he means. Except it looks like this device was designed not by the wise, considered Ross Brawn but by someone on crack.

It's a bit of a surprise, because in recent months Jenson has been very thrifty. He arrived in Istanbul by EasyJet, although he did stump up the extra for 'speedy boarding', the flash bastard.

Red Bull Rodent

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Red Bull sponsor Trust are launching a range of RBR branded computer mice. It's quite ironic, because Sebastian Vettel hates mice. He's terrified of them. "Just the thought of them scratching around makes me feel sick," he says. No idea if he likes computers or not.


Paper pains

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There was some dissension in the ranks of the media centre when McLaren announced this week it would no longer print their press releases. Instead we have to keep an eye on our in-boxes, rather than the racks on the wall. It's all in an effort to go green. Teams print off literally thousands of pages of press copy per race, and how many people actually use it? Not many, usually because the corporatized quotes are shit.

But Dan Knutson - the only full time journalist from the US of A - was very miffed about not having a a paper release from McLaren and clearly had a word with someone. Matt Bishop, McLaren's PR chief, arrived and presented Dan with his very own release, with his name on the top and a special quote from Matt at the bottom - Matt, by the way, loves nothing more than to quote himself. 

"To ensure ongoing customer satisfaction in all corners of the media centre, including desks occupied by senior journalists of the world's largest democracy, we have slain one Turkish maple for the purpose of providing a bespoke analog service to aforementioned seniors," read the release.




Separated at birth #2

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One is a highly developed beast that improves the quality of life of those previously less fortunate, and which everyone follows around. The other is a guide dog.


Brawn stole the mutt's livery




Thirsty?

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You've been working like a dog all day at the circuit. Once you get back to your hotel you've got one thing on your mind: Beer. A nice cold pint to soothe your weary bones. But be careful, because if you order a drink in an Istanbul hotel you're going to be on the thick end of a coronary.

The Williams team are staying at the Intercontinental Hotel, where a bottle of beer costs 24 Euros. Crrrraaaazzzzyyy.

That's Jimmy'z prices. But why? It has always been this way. I recall in 2005 my gang and I were staying at an out of the way place in the country, god knows how far from Istanbul. On Sunday night after the race we had a bit of a piss up. Only when the bill arrived did we realize each beer was 15 Euros. And we'd got through over a hundred of them. That's when our producer got a bit aggressive (as was his way with a skin full) and pushed the senior writer in the pool.

It would be one thing if we were drinking the amber nectar. But Turkish beer is like making love in a canoe. F**king close to water.

Separated at birth #1

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He probably doesn't share the Dutchman's political ideology, but Nico Rosberg could be mistaken for extreme-right politician Geert Wilders. Wilders was refused entry to the UK earlier this year. If that happens to Rosberg, it could impact on Williams' British Grand Prix points haul. Or maybe not.

Geert Wilders


Nico Rosberg

How will Tilke's dream end?

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I hear the Turkish government are so short on cash that this may be the last year we come to Istanbul. If that's the case, what will happen to the circuit? It's not sustainable. 

A mate and I were chatting yesterday about what a travesty it is that Brooklands - the first purpose built motor racing circuit in the world - has not been preserved. Only a small portion survives at all, and that is all cracked with more weeds than tarmac. They have handily built a Tesco store in plain view too. I mean, look at the way the Americans worship their brickyard, and look at the Brits... a crime. 

Anyway, we drove into the track today, into a peat bog because it was wet and they hadn't bothered to build car parks with tarmac or gravel or something sensible with the many millions they paid for the place. I began to wonder what will happen to these Tilke domes when F1 leaves them behind. Will they end up like Brooklands? 

I can see Sepang getting eaten up by the jungle. It'll look like F1's version of Angkor Wat.

Crossing to the Asian side

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Istanbul is an odd city in so far as it doesn't really know if it's in Europe or Asia. And that's understandable, because it's in both.

I quite like it, because it's got a few great (though expensive) bars and restaurants and some splendid ancient and islamic architecture. But it's also a mess. Around the water it's grand and atmospheric, but go into the city or outlying areas and you'll find it's a shit hole. The traffic is hateful hateful hateful. And every time I'm here someone sets off a bomb.

I've always looked forward to the nightlife, but this year I sense there will be fewer parties - largely because the country hasn't any money any more. I remember one year we went to the superclub Reina, were doused with complimentary champers, and had Missy Elliot for entertainment. She performed for 25 minutes to a crowd of a few hundred VIPs, and received $1 million in return from Petrol Ofisi. Nice work if you can get it.

So this year, as I'd be staying out of the city centre in a bid for a quicker journey time to the track, I wasn't all that excited about coming. Didn't get off to the best of starts either.

When I arrived at immigration I attempted to go through the diplomatic aisle, not because I'm some kind of big head, but that's what F1 pass holders have always done here, because they give us our visas for free. But this time the guard wouldn't let me past. I had to walk all the way back to the civvy line. So I did. And when I got to the counter, the man said I needed to go back to the diplomatic counter. I huffed, and trudged all the way back up past the other 30 counters. This time I met the man in the booth. "No, you need to go back to counter 1," he said. "No, no, no, you listen to me, I'm F1 - look, see my pass - and I get my passport stamped here!" But he shook his head, told me he knew the place better than me, and sent me back to the first counter. So I went and found another guard and asked, "Where do I go", waving my paddock pass. Over to diplomatic, he said. So back I went for the third bleeding time and in no mood to suffer fools. The twit who had said he knew the place better than me was conveniently gone, and his replacement had no problem stamping my passport and letting me through. I looked for the other guy but couldn't find him. I wanted to give him the finger. 

It reminds me of a story about a Turkish gentleman named Mustafa Kunt, but I'll save that for another time.

There were two options for getting to the hotel, which is on the Asian side - through the town and over the bridge or by the sea and over on a ferry. I don't know which was quicker, but the boat was much more pleasant and I got to see the sun go down behind the minaretes as we sailed across the Bosphorous, jockeying with an oil tanker.


I'm sharing my pad at this race with some photographers. Our apartment is huge, with a balcony ten floors up in an art deco building - all very SoBe Miami. Down below is Istanbul's answer to Rodeo Drive by the looks of it, with a very swish-looking Burberry store and lots of trendy restaurants. Certainly doesn't feel like Asia here.

The best thing about it is that it's just half an hour from the track. With the traffic in Istanbul, getting to the centre can take three hours! I wonder if that's what puts the population off coming to the race. The grandstands at this one are empty, and therefore there's no atmosphere.

And enchanting though Istanbul can be, the weather today is cold and a bit rainy. Meanwhile, back in Paris it's bliss. Hopefully things will pick up though. We're promised a scorcher on Sunday.

Mosley's little joke

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I've heard quite a funny story from Monaco. 

Jonathan McEvoy, who is the correspondent for the Daily Mail, lost his room key one night and found shelter in the warm bed of a fellow hack. Now, F1 is full of these sorts of stories - I assume Johnny kept his trousers on in this one. Alcohol and the unfamiliar surroundings do not mix well, I can tell you, and draw your attention to two incidents I was privy to.

The first was when a McLaren catering girl sleep walked out of her room in the middle of the night, absolutely starkers, and had to be covered up by a group of gallant mechanics returning from the pub.

The second was when a colleague of mine, Werner, walked onto his balcony in Malaysia for a crafty fag. Bollock naked. Then the door locked behind him! Werner was forced to leap onto his neighbour's balcony. The poor girl who's room it was emerged from the shower to see a man beating both fists against the window, his tackle swaying in the breeze.

Anyway, back to McEvoy. The funny story isn't that he topped-and-tailed with another man. The funny story is what Max Mosley said to him afterwards. 

McEvoy was down on the grid at the start of the race, trying to get himself on TV. This is something many of the journos, particularly the Fleet Street mob, love to do. It's absolutely shameless, though I admit I have, occasionally, grabbed a snippet of coverage just to let my mum know I'm alive and well. But I'm an amateur compared to these other newspaper men.

So McEvoy was trying to get his head into shot when Mosley approached him. "I heard about your night of unimaginable depravity, Johnny," said Mosley, quoting something Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre had said about him, in reference to the infamous penal hooker orgy. "At least you are young enough to have enjoyed it."

Istanbul - city guide

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If you want to see the start of the race, it might be worth staying on the Asian side of the city, as the traffic across the two bridges that span the Bosphorus is so heavy, if you're stuck on the European side it could take two and a half hours to reach the Istanbul Park circuit. 


Along the river bank there's great nightlife to be found, with many of the F1 crowd heading for the outdoor club Reina, where Missy Elliott performed at a grand prix party in 2006, and the nearby Anjelique. If you want to be really flash, you can arrive at these clubs by speedboat. 


Temperatures should be significantly warmer than in 2008 when the race was held in early May, resulting in guests aboard Vijay Mallya's lavish yacht party huddling for warmth under blankets, like they were waiting to be rescued.

www.reina.com.tr

www.istanbuldoors.com

Istanbul Park - circuit guide

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Istanbul Park is designer Hermann Tilke's masterpiece, built on undulating land and featuring 14 challenging corners, many of which were inspired by other famous turns such as Interlagos' 'Senna S', Suzuka's 'Spoon Curve' and Spa's 'Eau Rouge'. The highlight of the lap is Turn 8 - a tremendously fast, flat-out triple-apex curve which, for the drivers, provides great reward. Through this corner, the drivers endure a load of 5G (five times the force of gravity) for approximately four seconds. Getting the racing line perfect through here is absolutely crucial.

 

There are excellent overtaking opportunities at Turns 1, 3 and 12. The circuit runs anti-clockwise, a rarity shared only with Brazil's Interlagos and Singapore, and is therefore physically demanding for the drivers as it puts extra strain on the neck.

 

Measuring 20 metres at its widest and with large braking zones, this circuit can generate a compelling race.

 

The Turkish Grand Prix made its debut in 2005, and while the inaugural race was won by Kimi Raikkonen, it's the Finn's team mate, Felipe Massa, who has dominated the event since with a hat-trick of commanding victories.

Turkish Grand Prix - preview

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Having scored a hat-trick from the last three Turkish Grand Prix, Felipe Massa arrives in Istanbul with a clear goal - to win Ferrari's first race of 2009.

 

This season has not started the way the Scuderia had hoped. Failing to score in the first three rounds was hugely embarrassing for the team. However, their F60 car showed massive improvement on the streets of Monaco, giving the team their first podium and first double-points finish of the year.

 

Massa is traditionally uncatchable around Istanbul Park's fast, sweeping corners. This is a fabulous circuit - its 14 corners inspired by other great tracks around the world, such as Spa-Francorchamps and Interlagos. But to win, first Felipe must beat Jenson Button, and that will be no easy task given the Englishman's current form.

 

Jenson has been peerless this season. Put simply, he has yet to put a foot wrong. His Brawn car is the class of the field, but the margin between it and the Red Bulls, Ferraris, Toyotas and Williams isn't as big as you'd think. The others have had several opportunities to score higher than the Brawns of Button and Barrichello, but they have fumbled their strategies, or the drivers have made careless errors. Button, meanwhile, is looking like the coolest champion since James Hunt, and his dominance reminiscent of Nigel Mansell in 1992 and Michael Schumacher in 2004, who both sealed the deal with a third of the season still to run. Six races into this season, Jenson has taken five wins and six podiums.

 

A miserable race in Monaco was the last thing the increasingly po-faced Lewis Hamilton wanted. It will be interesting to see how the McLaren performs in Turkey as they have been making slow improvements, but Istanbul Park is a bogey track for Lewis. In 2007 his race was ruined by a puncture. In 2008 Bridgestone demanded he make three stops. The reason is that Lewis cannot get his style right here - he's way too hard on the front-right tyre.

 

Winning has lost its novelty value for Jenson, a driver who had just one win to his name from 153 starts before this year's campaign started. Victory in Monaco was an ambition he held dear, and he did it two weeks ago. Winning his home race at Silverstone in a fortnight will be just as poignant. Turkey might not resonate to the same degree, but he'll be thrilled with ten points here nonetheless.

 

However, if Massa can put Ferrari back on its winning track this weekend, and achieve four wins in a row in Istanbul, the parties in Italy and Brazil will be massive and well deserved.

Local cops love Vettel

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Sebastian Vettel was in Italy on Sunday to receive the Lorenzo Bandini Trophy in recognition of his outstanding performances last year with Toro Rosso. The award is given annually by the Italian village of Brisighella, in memory of local driver Bandini, who was killed at the 1967 Monaco Grand Prix.

Clearly Seb decided against getting a hire car at the airport, and drove the car he won with at Monza. In Italy, the cops overlook these things.

And forget the Toro Rosso - did you see that police Lambo?!

Speaking of which, I was once given a police escort just so I could tear up Turin in a Ferrari 430 Scuderia. Isn't Italy great? Though my escort was a Panda, not a Gallardo, which meant I couldn't really floor it.

F1: The Movie

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Bernie Ecclestone has said that he's in talks with Hollywood producers about taking F1 to the big screen. Yeah, finally...

Typically, Mr E has added some confusion. He says it will be in the style of a documentary, but it won't actually be a documentary. "We've been talking to them for a long time, about doing a film from the old days all the way through". In under 120 minutes?

The last time Bernie's name appeared on the credits of the movie it was 1977's Bobby Deerfield. Directed by the late great Sydney Pollack and staring Al Pacino, it had it all - the start featured footage taken at a race and in the paddock, with Big Al modeling Carlos Pace's lid. However, it then went off into uncharted territories "because the American producers got hold of it - they wanted to turn it into a love story", says Bernie in disgust.

Hollywood came knocking on F1's door in the late 90s, and it was the burly fist of Rambo that was doing the knocking. But the FIA told Sylvester Stallone they'd have to approve the script and Bernie wanted too much money for it - though Bernie says he and Sly are still tight.

There is another picture in production, though, which promises to be a treat. A big screen documentary about Ayrton Senna. It's being put together by Working Title and EP'd by The Last King of Scotland director Kevin MacDonald. So, heavyweights. None of your Duke Video rubbish this time.

It's being backed by the Senna family and FOM and will be distributed by Universal. It features unseen footage from Senna's career and the narrator will be Senna himself. I don't know how it'll do commercially, but I'm very much looking forward to seeing it.

Sounds a classier affair than Schumacher - The Movie, which was being touted by Willi Weber last year. Whatever happened to that? After he said Bruce Willis was being lined up to play Murray Walker I think every one figured it was just one of Willi's jokes. Murray nearly choked on his Shredded Wheat when he read that in the paper!

But look, I have uncovered some bits from the first draft (thanks to my colleagues at the Red Bulletin).

SCENE 1: THE EARLY YEARS
Peter Sauber's office in Hinwil, Switzerland. Michael Schmacher and Heinz-Harald Frentzen are standing before Sauber's desk.

SAUBER: [looking at Schumacher] Son, your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash. Let's not talk bullshit Michael. Your name ain't the best in racing. You need to be doing it better, and cleaner, than the other guy. What is it with you?

SCHUMACHER: I just want to serve my team and be the best pilot in motor racing, Sir.

SAUBER: Don't screw around with me, Michael. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Jordan. I'm gonna send you up against the best. You, son, are going to F1.

FINAL SCENE: PEACE AT LAST
Twelve months on from Michael's retirement, the seven stars still adorning his red Ferrari cap, Schumacher watches Raikkonen cross the line at Interlagos to win the world championship. Kimi stops, tosses his helmet to the cheering mechanics and hugs Schumacher.

RAIKKONEN: You can be my wingman anytime.

SCHUMACHER: No Iceman, you can be mine.

To scenes of jubilation they throw their arms around their shoulders and walk out of the paddock and into the sunset. Camera pans to Murray Walker in the commentary box.

WALKER: Yippee-Kimi-Kai-Yay, muthaf***ers!

 

Kimi turns rally driver. Stacks it.

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Kimi Raikkonen - a living deity when it comes to YouTube accidents - has done it again, but this time alcohol was not involved. At least, it looks fairly innocent this time.

The Kimster was competing in the Rally della Marca in Italy, driving a Tommi Makkinen-prepared Abarth Grande Punto S2000, but he had to drag it back to the service area because he did a whoopsy and ripped the right-rear off.

He was lying an admirable 17th overall and 8th in the S2000 class. This is the third time he's competed in the event.

But was he wearing a gorilla suit?