July 2009 Archives

Box office champ

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The big question is this: When's the movie coming out?

A couple of years ago Wili Weber was going around, telling us Hollywood had come knocking and unnamed executives had expressed an interest in the Michael Schumacher story.

You remember, Wili said Bruce Willis was to play Murray Walker. So we thought the whole thing was a joke.

Sports stories are often difficult to portray through film, and no more so than motor racing. There are, to be honest, very few F1 stories or personalities that could attract a mainstream cinema audience. Schumi's relentless winning streak was one of the great spectacles of sport, but it didn't have an appealing storyline: Gifted man goes out and beats everyone. Makes loads of money. Retires. The end.

But that's just the Old Testament. The New Testament is about to unfold, and this has got Oscars written all over it. When I placed the Rocky Balboa clip below a few moments ago, I was serious: Sylvester Stallone should buy the rights.


Somewhere, in a small village in Switzerland...

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... an old hero is preparing for his comeback.

Cow carcasses beware.


Has Schumi still got it?

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He's 40 years old and hasn't driven an F1 car competitively in three years. Will the magic still be there? This is a recent clip of Michael on-track...


Schumacher will replace Massa

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Just 24 hours after Willi Weber, Michael Schumacher's manager, told the press that he was 200 percent certain Schumi wouldn't fill-in for Felipe, the seven times champ has announced that's exactly what he's going to do.

It is an amazing story, and with the F60 now being podium-competitive, he could just add another to his 91 career wins.

Provided he passes a medical, the 40 year old German - the most successful driver in the history of the sport - will return 18 years after his debut. Born in the 1960s, he will share a grid with drivers born in the 1990s.

"The most important thing first: thank God, all news concerning Felipe is positive. I wish him all the best again," said Schumacher.

"I was meeting this afternoon with Stefano Domenicali and Luca di Montezemolo, and together we decided that I will prepare myself to take the place of Felipe.

"Though it is true that the chapter of Formula 1 has been completely closed for me for a long time, it is also true that for loyalty reasons to the team I cannot ignore that unfortunate situation. But as the competitor I am, I also very much look forward to facing this challenge."

Gene shakes down F60

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Marc Gene is straight-line testing the Ferrari F60 today in Vairano, which rather suggests the team are going to have him fill in for Felipe.


Doctor says Massa will race again

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Fantastic news coming in from Budapest today. Dino Altmann, Felipe Massa's personal doctor, is certain that Felipe Massa will be able to race again.


Altmann said that fears that Massa had suffered damage to his left eye, which was opened for the first time since the accident yesterday, proved to be unjustified.


"Stimulated by the physiotherapist, he showed he knows left from right and he has full awareness of distance and depth," said Atlmann. "And his memory loss regards a short time.


"His eye has been opened, with care because it is still swollen, and he has said he can see. His vision has not weakened.


"He gave appropriate answers in three languages: Portuguese, Italian, and English. That means that the brain's cognitive area is fine."




Massa will be moved out of intensive care later today and is expected to remain at the AEK military hospital until next Thursday.




Stefano Domenicalli went to see him yesterday and assured Felipe the car is his as soon as he's fit: "We want him to recover as soon as possible. I confirmed to him that we are looking forward to his return soon, that the car is his, and that as soon as he's ready he'll be back with us."




Meanwhile, Bernie Ecclestone has said he doubts very much if Michael Schumacher will take the vacant Ferrari seat for the remaining races this year: "I doubt whether he [Schumacher] will," said Ecclestone. "He was super-fit when he was driving, and to get as fit as that again and be prepared to get back in a car without any testing would be asking too much."

Piquet loses rag with Flav

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Nelson Piquet Jr has entered into a war of words with his team principal and manager, Flavio Briatore.

Briatore told Autosprint magazine Piquet had failed to meet expectations, and responded to the fact that Alonso had a lot more pre-season testing by pointing out that Mark Webber had a lot less testing than Sebastian Vettel, due to the Australian's broken leg, but that he is now the German's equal.

Nelson says Flav only thinks about money: "Flavio is a businessman, but he doesn't know shit about F1."

This is something Ron Dennis cited many times, albeit in more polite language.

"He's my manager, but in his role of team boss he doesn't respect me," Nelson continued. "He only thinks about money, and how much he can pocket in everything he's involved, he's a man with no friends. Everyday everyone asks me what's going on, so why should I always keep quiet?

"Webber has been in F1 since 2001, he started in a different era, when testing wasn't limited. He's probably done more than 20,000 km in testing, so it's not a fair comparison. 

"And besides that, I have to fight against Briatore and Alonso himself, who is a fantastic driver. When I wasn't competitive in qualifying I was the first to own up to it. But if Briatore doesn't understand that, what can I do?"

Renault are facing a one-race ban after a wheel came loose on Alonso's car in Hungary. At the next race it's expected Frenchman Romain Grosjean will replace Piquet. A source close to the Brazilian told me in Budapest it is 80 percent certain.

BMW quit F1

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BMW has announced its intention to withdraw from Formula One at the end of the current racing season. Following a board meeting in Munich on Tuesday, the decision to quit comes on the eve of signing the new Concorde agreement, commiting all the existing teams to the sport until 2012.

 

The decision comes as a surprise, for BMW bosses were involved in the drafting of this agreement, which in large part moves to reduce costs and increase revenues for F1 teams.

 

All car manufacturers are tightening their belts in order to deal with the economic downturn. Chairman of the BMW board, Dr Norbert Reithofer, said the decision to axe F1 from its portfolio of racing and marketing activities was part of the company's "strategic realignment", and resources will be switched to developing new drive technologies and projects in the field of sustainability.

 

BMW bought the small Sauber team in 2006 and impressed immediately, finishing second in the constructors' championship the following year - thanks to McLaren's exclusion - and won what would turn out to be its sole victory last year in Canada. However, this year's car has raced at the back of the field. Hopes of fighting for the title were dashed, and while teams like McLaren and Ferrari started poorly but have now got up to speed, BMW-Sauber is still languishing at the bottom of the time sheets.

 

It is hoped that the team will either be repurchased by its original owner, Peter Sauber, who established the F1 team in 1993, or bought by new investors - such as Prodrive or Lola, both of which were prevented from entering the 2010 championship by the FIA, in favour of new teams Manor, Campos and US F1. Sauber himself says he was shocked by BMW's decision and thinks the team will struggle to survive. "The position we are now in makes it very difficult," said the 65 year-old.

 

There is now concern that the Toyota and Renault teams could follow BMW out the door, leaving only Mercedes-Benz and Ferrari as F1 manufacturers. A Toyota Motor Corporation spokesman said: "Through cost reduction we will continue our Formula One activities. Our situation remains unchanged."

 

If BMW's decision was made to cut costs, it does vindicate Max Mosley who had campaigned for a £40 million budget cap, which was opposed by eight of the teams - including BMW - for being too restrictive. However, there is speculation that BMW's withdrawl may have more to do with F1's increasingly unsavory image, promoted by Mosley's S&M scandal and Bernie Ecclestone's recent comments about Adolf Hitler, which was vilified in the German press. Also, the BMW-Sauber team's performances this season have been disappointing, though to quit after one season's hiccup would be very short-term thinking.

 

With the highly-rated Robert Kubica now on the market, it seems very likely we will see him racing for Ferrari soon, replacing the injured Felipe Massa.

After a disappointing 2009 campaign, Robert Kubica may be stepping from BMW-Sauber to Ferrari

Felipe's condition: Tuesday update

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Doctors say Felipe's condition is improving at an encouraging pace, though he is still very weak. Today he was visited by Jean Todt and Stefano Domenicalli.

The news from the scans is encouraging, though we still don't know the extent of occular damage because his left eye is yet to open. However, the language coming out of the hospital seems to suggest the chances of permanent damage are quite high - which is most concerning.

Doctors have said that Felipe will almost certainly sit out the rest of the season, and it's too early to say whether he'll race again. If his vision is compromised he cannot race, simple as that.

He's lucky to be alive, but if he doesn't race again it'll be such a shame.

Who will fill in for Felipe?

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Michael Schumacher

Age 40 Nationality German Grands prix 249 Career points 1369 Last race 2006, Brazil Current status Retired

Strengths: Won five world titles at Ferrari and would boost the team's morale. His comeback would be a huge story, and no doubt boost F1's TV ratings.

Weaknesses: Having been a man of leisure for three years, Michael's fitness will have undoubtedly curtailed. Should he fail to match Raikkonen, it may damage his god-like reputation.

Likelihood: 7/10

 

Fernando Alonso

Age 28 Nationality Spanish Grands prix 132 Career points 564 Last race 2009, Hungary Current status Racing for Renault

Strengths: The only double world champion on the grid. Is known to have signed with Ferrari from 2010, and possibly next year should a seat be free. Taking Fernando early would be ideal for both driver and team.

Weaknesses: Contracted to Renault - though with Renault having been handed a one-race ban after Hungary, that contract may now be invalid. The team are appealing the FIA decision, however.

Likelihood: 8/10

 

Marc Gene

Age 35 Nationality Spanish Grands prix 36 Career points 5 Last race 2004, Britain Current status Ferrari test driver

Strengths: He's a Ferrari test driver and has therefore already driven its 2009 car, the F60, albeit back in March. Proved his talents at Le Mans this year, winning for Peugeot.

Weaknesses: Has no recent F1 racing experience, and is unlikely to match Raikkonen's pace.

Likelihood: 6/10

 

Luca Badoer

Age 38 Nationality Italian Grands prix 48 Career points 0 Last race 1999, Japan Current status Ferrari test driver

Strengths: Like Gene, he's a Ferrari test driver and helped develop the F60.

Weaknesses: He hasn't raced in F1 in a decade. His colleague, Gene, is younger.

Likelihood: 2/10

 

Sebastien Bourdais

Age 30 Nationality French Grands prix 27 Career points 6 Last race 2009, Germany Current status Unemployed

Strengths: Has a lot of experience of 2009-spec F1 cars, having raced for Toro Rosso this year. Is managed by Nicolas Todt, who also manages Massa and has significant Ferrari links.

Weaknesses: Was sacked by Toro Rosso two weeks ago because he failed to meet performance expectations.

Likelihood: 7/10

 

Nelson Piquet

Age 24 Nationality Brazilian Grands prix 28 Career points 19 Last race 2009, Hungary Current status TBA

Strengths: It looks extremely likely Piquet will be dropped by the Renault team before the next race, and will therefore be available. Like Bourdais, he has 2009 race experience.

Weaknesses: Hasn't impressed at Renault and would struggle with an unfamiliar car.

Likelihood: 5/10

 

Vitantonio Liuzzi

Age 27 Nationality Italian Grands prix 39 Career points 5 Last race 2007, Brazil Current status Force India test driver

Strengths: A talented driver overlooked by other teams for a couple of seasons. Has tested 2009-spec cars.

Weaknesses: Has done only limited testing miles this year.

Likelihood: 4/10

 

Jacques Villeneuve

Age 38 Nationality Canadian Grands prix 164 Career points 235 Last race 2006, Germany Current status Unemployed

Strengths: The 1997 champion is desperate to return to F1, and believes his style will suit 2009-spec cars. His father, Giles, was one of Enzo Ferrari's favourite drivers.

Weaknesses: Despite great success in his early career, by the time he drove for BMW-Sauber in 2006 his speed had waned. A three-year absence won't have helped.

Likelihood: 2/10

 

Bruno Senna

Age 25 Nationality Brazilian Grands prix 0 Career points 0 Last race n/a Current status Unemployed

Strengths: From a marketing point of view, Senna - nephew of the great Ayrton - would be huge. Proved a talented driver in GP2, finishing runner-up last season.

Weaknesses: Has never raced an F1 car.

Likelihood: 4/10

 

Valentino Rossi

Age 30 Nationality Italian Grands prix 0 Career points 0 Last race n/a Current status Leading the MotoGP championship

Strengths: A super talent capable of racing on four wheels as well as two. Would draw fans from MotoGP and make huge column inches in Italy.

Weaknesses: Despite impressing in tests in recent years, he won't be fast enough without a lot more practice. Plus he is currently fighting for his ninth world title and there are two date clashes in October.

Likelihood: 1/10

 

Felipe's condition: Monday update

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Another CT scan today showed that Felipe's brain swelling had subsided, moving the medical team to wake him up and withdraw the artificial breathing.

Massa is said to now be conscious and has spoken his first words since the crash. A full recovery is now expected, with the biggest concern now being the condition of his damaged left eye.

There are reports that Massa's optic nerve behind his left eye had been damaged to an unspecified degree.

It is however believed that his personal doctor Dino Altmann will not now push for the transfer from Hungary to Paris, given this afternoon's positive news indicates a far shorter hospitalisation.

Luca di Montezemolo visited Felipe in hospital today.

Ramifications for Renault

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Renault have been issued a one-race ban by the FIA after a wheel fell off Fernando Alonso's car at the Hungarian Grand Prix.

Everyone is particularly sensitive at the moment about debris and bits falling off cars. A stray wheel killed Henry Surtees nine days ago in F2, and then of course there was Felipe Massa's accident on Saturday. The stewards, therefore, have reinforced the need for vigilant safety, and have accused Renault of knowlingly letting Alonso out of his pit box with a loose right-front wheel nut - That is one hell of an accusation.

Renault are appealing the decision.

Because of the August holidays, it may be that a hearing isn't held until after the European Grand Prix, but as it stands Alonso will miss his home race in Valencia. Or will he?

I'll come to that in a minute, but looking firstly at the penalty one's first reaction is that it's draconian. In 2006 exactly the same thing happened to Alonso's Renault - the wheel came off after a botched stop - and the team were not penalized at all. So is it fair, three years later, they should be dealt this? Is that consistent? No.

Conspiracy theorists are saying this in the FIA's retribution for Flavio Briatore's involvement in  FOTA. I have no comment on that.

What it might mean, though, is that Fernando can wiggle out of his Renault contract early and join Ferrari, taking Massa's seat. I hear this is quite likely to happen.

Renault were never looking terribly committed to F1 in the long term, and the financial crisis has done nothing to help. This race ban and Alonso going to Ferrari should be enough to break the camel's back. I understand there is talk of Alisher Usmanov, the billionaire Russian owner of MegaFon - which sponsors Renault - buying the team and keeping Briatore to run it.

Nicole jumps and blubs

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Nicole Scherzinger was here today. The Pussycat Doll arrived at the circuit with a police escort, pouted for the cameras, had an audience with Bernie, and managed to distract the TV director throughout the race.

Every time it cut to the McLaren garage, we were treated to Nicole bouncing up and down. Literally she didn't stop bouncing until the chequered flag, when she suddenly stayed still for the first time all day and burst into tears. Bless.

Then, at the podium, she was jumping up and down again.

She's even more annoying than Eddie Irvine.


The comeback kid

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Lewis Hamilton won the Hungarian Grand Prix, defying expectations. It's his first podium finish since last year's Chinese Grand Prix.

 

"It's an incredible feeling to be back here after such a long time away, and the frustrations I and the team have had. We didn't expect to win," said Lewis.

 

Meanwhile, title contenders Red Bull Racing and Brawn GP suffered mixed fortunes. At the start, pole sitter Fernando Alonso led away from the Red Bulls of Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber. Kimi Raikkonen came storming through like a wild man, his Ferrari nearly hitting Hamilton. As the field bunched into the 180 degree first corner, he cut across the slow-starting Vettel for fourth place, hitting the Red Bull's front wing. Vettel's race would end in retirement.

 

At the time of going to press, the FIA are investigating the incident. "I didn't even realize I cut somebody," said Kimi, shortly after the race. "I didn't feel any touching. This is the first I've heard of it." Should he be found to have driven dangerously, it's possible he'll incur a 25 second penalty, demoting him from second to sixth.

 

Webber was chased by Hamilton, the McLaren making good use of its KERS system. On Lap 4 Lewis hit his boost button and overtook the German Grand Prix winner down the straight.

 

"We thought we'd be faster, but we knew these guys would be around us. This was quite a difficult track for us and we didn't have the advantage we had at the last couple of races," said Webber.

 

Alonso's lead ended after his first pitstop, when a wheelnut failed and his right-front wheel fell off during his out-lap. It was an exact replay of what happened to him here in Hungary in 2006.

 

The Hungaroring was, Brawn hoped, going to suit their car well. However, their cars were disastrously slow. Rubens Barrichello finished tenth, championship leader Jenson Button seventh. A few laps after his first stop, he was straight on the radio to his engineers. "Guys, I'm already getting oversteer. How, how can this car be so bad at the moment?" he shouted, desperately. "After four laps my rear tyres were destroyed," he explained after the race. "I don't know why. I don't think we can blame the weather. We've got to be looking in other areas. Our car is not driving as well as it did at the start of the season. There's obviously an issue."

 

It was lucky for him that Red Bull didn't dominate. He is now 18.5 points ahead of Mark Webber, who has overtaken his team mate in the title race.

 

After his win, comeback kid Lewis joined his Pussycat Doll girlfriend in McLaren's motorhome to toast his return to the top. "We're going to keep pushing," he said. "We've got some more work to do, so we can keep beating these guys on a regular basis. Clearly we've already made some serious improvements."

 

Jenson Button will be hoping for urgent improvements too, specifically to how the Brawn uses its tyres, if he's going to defend his championship lead.


RACE RESULTS

 

  1. Lewis Hamilton - McLaren-Mercedes
  2. Kimi Raikkonen - Ferrari
  3. Mark Webber - Red Bull-Renault
  4. Nico Rosberg - Williams-Toyota
  5. Heikki Kovalainen - McLaren-Mercedes
  6. Timo Glock - Toyota
  7. Jenson Button - Brawn-Mercedes
  8. Jarno Trulli - Toyota
  9. Kazuki Nakajima - Williams-Toyota
  10. Rubens Barrichello - Brawn-Mercedes
  11. Nick Heidfeld - BMW-Sauber
  12. Nelson Piquet - Renault
  13. Robert Kubica - BMW-Sauber
  14. Giancarlo Fisichella - Force India-Mercedes
  15. Jaime Alguersuari - Toro Rosso-Ferrari
  16. Sebastien Buemi - Toro Rosso-Ferrari

DNF      Sebastian Vettel - Red Bull Renault

DNF            Fernando Alonso - Renault

DNF      Adrian Sutil - Force India-Mercedes

 

DRIVERS' CHAMPIONSHIP

 

  1. Button - 70
  2. Webber - 51.5
  3. Vettel - 47
  4. Barrichello - 44
  5. Rosberg - 25.5
  6. Trulli - 22.5
  7. Massa - 22
  8. Hamilton - 19
  9. Raikkonen - 18
  10. Glock - 16
  11. Alonso - 13
  12. Kovalainen - 9
  13. Heidfeld - 6
  14. Buemi - 3
  15. Kubica - 2
  16. Bourdais - 2

 

CONSTRUCTORS' CHAMPIONSHIP

 

  1. Brawn GP - 114
  2. Red Bull Racing - 98.5
  3. Ferrari - 40
  4. Toyota - 38.5
  5. McLaren - 28
  6. Williams - 25.5
  7. Renault - 13
  8. BMW Sauber - 8
  9. Toro Rosso - 5

 

King of Clubs

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The Paddock Club is the big hospitality suite that sits above the length of the pit building (at most races, anyway), and on the last couple of race weekends I've been invited up there.

The food is stunning. This weekend I had some delicious veal. Bernie often takes his lunch up here. Most of the guests are corporate - the team sponsors will entertain clients here, and all the drivers will make an appearance over the weekend to do a Q&A. 

Tickets are over 2,000 euros.

I went up to see Isabelle Kaufmann, who's the charming lady that runs the operation. The place must have had 1,000 people in it, and she strode up to the DJ booth - which was playing chill out music - and asked me if I wanted to change it. I requested Led Zeppelin, so that's what everyone had to put up with.

Guests can have their photo taken and photoshopped next to the driver of their choice. So I went for Lewis:


Qualifying analysis

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Fernando Alonso qualified very light yesterday. The pole position man is set to pit on lap 11, while Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber behind him should pit on laps 18 and 17 behind him.

The race today is most like going to be a battle between the two Red Bull drivers. Vettel beat Webber yesterday despite carrying 3kg more fuel. However, Mark made a small mistake which cost him. He's actually been quicker than Seb in practice and in Q1 and Q2. I think we're set for an amazing showdown today.

Lewis Hamilton should be happy with fourth. He's set to pit on lap 16, and a podium is definitely within his grasp. However, if Nico Rosberg can keep his nose clean then I'd say he's favourite for the third spot. He qualified fifth with more fuel than Webber. He should pit lap 18, like Vettel.

Where Hamilton does have an advantage is KERS. It should be quite effective here, so Alonso, Vettel and Webber need to be very conscious of this heading down to Turn 1. In Germany, Hamilton pressed his KERS button and shot into the lead, but braked too late and picked up a puncture, which ruined his race. Hamilton does have a bit of a habit outbraking himself when trying to make up places at the start - remember Japan last year.

Jenson Button is down in eighth. He's heavier than his rivals and will pit on lap 22. The 44 degree track temperatures here will be kind to the Brawn's tyres, so this strategy may move him up the pack. P3 is his goal. But yesterday did prove the Brawn has been overtaken in development by Red Bull. It's critical for Jenson he gets a decent set of points today, and he'll be praying Lewis beats the Red Bulls into the first corner.

If Rosberg does net a podium the Williams team are going to have a big boat party on the Danube tonight. Always a supporter of celebratory parties, I predict the following:

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg

Speculation on Felipe's replacement

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Ferrari are still in a state of shock about Felipe's accident, as we all are, but there has been speculation as to who might fill the Brazilian's seat should he not race in Valencia and beyond.

Ferrari have two test drivers - Marc Gene and Luca Badoer.

35 year-old Gene, from Spain, raced for Minardi in 1999-2000 and, in his role of BMW-Williams test driver, filled in for the injured Ralf Schumacher at three races between 2003-2004. He's started 36 grands prix.

38 year-old Badoer, from Italy, has started 48 grands prix. He began with Lola way back in 1993, before racing for Minardi and the Forti team. He's never scored a point. He began his test driving career with Ferrari in 1997. When Michael Schumacher broke his leg at Silverstone in '99 it was expected Badoer would fill in. However, the team chose to run Mika Salo.

Gene last raced in F1 in 2004, Badoer in 1999. It is not believed Ferrari will give either driver Felipe's seat.

Michael Schumacher is the obvious option. No one doubts he's still quick. Bernie Ecclestone would love it and do anything to make it happen because he's box office gold. They're struggling to sell seats in Valencia. Schumacher will make it sell out overnight.

If Felipe asks Michael to take his seat, as I suspect he will, then I can't see how Michael could say no. What might prevent it, though, is that the Ferrari F60 is probably not capable of winning a race, even in Schumi's hands. Would finishing fifth put a dent in Schumi's legend? No, but he might feel it's not worth it unless he's got a shot at the top step. And I would totally understand if he took that decision.

If he did agree to it, it would be a comeback similar to Nigel Mansell's in 1994. Mansell did three races for Williams at the end of the season, alongside Damon Hill. He played the part of wingman but, when Schumacher took Damon out (grrrr - I'm still angry) at the final race in Adelaide, sealing the title in the German's favour, Nige went through and won the race.

If Schumi doesn't agree to race again, then Ferrari's options are quite limited. Could they take Fernando Alonso from Renault and give him a head start before he was meant to join (yep, that old chestnut - Ferdinumnum is definitely at Maranello in 2011, possibly 2010). That'll get them excited in Valencia. The merchandising stands will be in meltdown.

Most of the best drivers in GP2 are already contracted to other teams. Nico Hulkenburg, who leads the championship, has a contract with Williams. However, his manager is Willi Weber. Yes, Michael Schumacher's manager! Williams may not block Ferrari as they want one Nico to replace the other next year, and a few races at Ferrari would be excellent training. But surely, with limited experience of an F1 car (remember how little testing the test drivers get now) he's way too green to drive for Ferrari.

Another option is Sebastien Bourdais. it's not as crazy as it sounds, because though Bourdais is never going to set the world alight, he does have bang up-to-date F1 experience and is managed by Nicolas Todt. Yes, Felipe Massa's manager!

Wildcard option: Valentino Rossi. That would be amazing, and if the rumours that Sebastien Loeb may drive for Toro Rosso in Abu Dhabi are true, then we could have the dream grid.

The spring in question

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As I've reported, the piece of debris Felipe Massa hit was a five-inch long coiled steel spring. It weighed 800 grams. 

The spring came from the third damper on Rubens Barrichello's car. The damper itself did not detach, but the cap came off and the spring escaped. Ross Brawn called it a "freak accident". He said he'd never seen this happen in all his years of motor racing.

Felipe was traveling at 160mph when he ran into the spring, which was bouncing down the track. Felipe was four seconds behind Rubens. 

The impact knocked Felipe out briefly. He applied 60 bar of pressure to the brake, which means his foot was only laying on it gently. The throttle, it's been reported, was jammed open

More news about Massa

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Felipe underwent surgery last night to reduce swelling to his brain and repair two skull fractures.

He is in a medically induced coma and is thought to be awakened today.

Associated Press ran a report last night, which said his condition was "life threatening but stable". However, this has now been withdrawn, and we're told Felipe's life is not under threat. At least not now the swelling has been reduced. 

Nonetheless, I've been told the bruising to his frontal lobe is severe.

It is unknown if there will be any permanent damage that might prevent him from racing or, if not, when he'll be fighting fit again. 

He will be given another CT scan today which should provide more precise information.

Felipe Massa update

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We have begun to learn the extent of Felipe Massa's injuries. Felipe was hit by a spring from Rubens Barrichello's car. It smashed into his visor, breaking the plastic and causing major damage to the helmet itself. He suffered a cut to his forehead and a big black eye. 

I've seen a photo and it's not pretty. 

The left eye is swollen closed and it could be a couple of days before Felipe can open it. Only then will doctors know if the eye itself is damaged. He also suffered a concussion. Ferrari's press release states he has sustained "bone damage of his skull", the extent of which is not known.

Nevertheless, it's understood Felipe didn't lose consciousness, he was just stunned to the point that he was unable to steer the car or brake. He was able to speak with Dr Gray Hartstein when he arrived on the scene.

Barrichello has said, on arrival at the medical centre, he found Felipe "agitated", and that he was given a heavy dose of pain killers "to make him sleep".

The coiled spring itself is metal, about five inches long and quite heavy. He hit it at around 160mph. Frankly, he's very lucky to be alive.

Felipe is currently at the AEK hospital in Budapest where he remains under observation in intensive care.

Video of Massa's accident

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We're being told Felipe is at the hospital "just as a precaution". Note the tubular object that hits Felipe's helmet. It looks like a spring. It's scary that this has happened just one week after Henry Surtees was killed when debris - in his case a wheel - struck his helmet and killed him. It's a relief to hear Felipe's ok.

Timing screens down

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Chaos here in Hungary. In the closing minute of qualifying - the critical minute - all the timing screens went down, both here at the circuit and online. So no one - including the teams - had any idea where they'd finished.

The drivers all crammed into the FIA garage. Press delegate Alexandra Schieren was shouting into her radio, Fernando Alonso was going around asking each driver if they knew their times, and Sebastian Vettel looked baffled. Bernie Ecclestone popped in. Did he know the times? The Bolt shrugged. Hilarious.

Alonso and Vettel seemed to work out among themselves that they were 1 and 2. Mark Webber had to be grabbed from the press pen, because he didn't realize he was third. A welcome surprise.

Lewis Hamilton is fourth, Nico Rosberg fifth, and Heikki Kovalainen sixth. They should be pleased with that. Kimi Raikkonen is seventh, Jenson Button eighth - not good at all for him - Kazuki Nakajima ninth and Felipe Massa, who was unable to run in Q3 because he's en route to hospital, takes tenth. 

We'll have to see if he's fit to race tomorrow. We have been told he is "ok".

Bad accident for Massa - story developing

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In Q2 Felipe Massa suffered a heavy impact, and the driver may have already been unconscious. It appears a piece of Rubens Barrichello's rear suspension broke off and was seen in video replays to hit Felipe's helmet. Felipe then steered straight on at Turn 4, the Ferrari burying itself in the tyre wall.

He didn't attempt to turn. Nor did he appear to brake. Instead, he just got off the throttle, suggesting he was, indeed, unconscious.

Felipe did not get out of the car unaided. The medical car was quickly on the scene and he was taken by ambulance to the medical centre.

We had a good view from the media centre and just saw Felipe being taken by stretcher - hidden by marshalls with blankets - into a helicopter. he has been flown to hospital.

We have been told he is in a "stable condition".

Nelson Piquet, Pedro de la Rosa, Rubens Barrichello, Nicolas Todt and BMW physio Josef Liberer were all present at the medical centre. On his way out, Rubens gave reporters the thumbs up.

I'll bring more info when I have it...

Hamilton's Top Gear challenge delayed by rain

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With the world championship out of his grasp this year, Lewis Hamilton has turned his attention to a car that really could reward his talents - the Suzuki Liana.

In November 2007 Lewis drove the reasonably priced car on Top Gear, narrowly missing out on beating Nigel Mansell and The Stig despite being on a wet track.

Consensus is that on an equal footing - i.e a dry track - Lewis will blow them into the weeds.

The Ham had been scheduled to give it another go next week, but with rain forecast the challenge has been postponed. Filming of the current season comes to an end next week, so Lewis will have to wait and wait and wait.

"I'm totally gutted," said Hamilton. "I was really looking forward to getting back out on the track, but Top Gear felt the chance of rain was too great and have rescheduled me for another show. It is a huge shame and completely out of my control.

"I am sorry if any of the fans and viewers were looking forward to it. I am not sure how we will find a date that works with the Top Gear filming schedule that will not be affected by the great British weather, but I will do everything I can to get back there either in the winter filming season or next year.

"I think everyone wants to see a dry lap rather than another wet one, so fingers crossed we can make it happen in the not too distant future.

Knives out for Grosjean

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Romain Grosjean is expected to take Nelson Piquet's seat at Renault in Valencia, unless the Brazilian scores points this weekend. Grosjean is currently second in the GP2 championship.

He didn't do his title chances much good yesterday, when he was involved in a crash that brought out the red flags in yesterday's qualifying session.

Because of his French nationality and relationship with Renault, which is a partner in the GP2 series, many in the paddock speculate that Grosjean sometimes gets a helping hand from the organizers. This may be untrue and unfair, but the decision to ban Frank Perera from today's race, following his accident with Grosjean, lends the theory credence.

Here's a YouTube clip of the incident. Who do you think was to blame?


I believe Perera gave him enough space, but Grosjean just cut too far across too early. Most people that I've spoken to agree. The GP2 community are not at all happy about the stewards decision, least of all Perera's DPR team.

Jump start for JV

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Jacques Villeneuve has been present at several races of late, and Hungary is no exception. He is desperate to get back behind the wheel of an F1 car, saying how the new cars - low downforce, slick tyres - suit his style perfectly. His kids have only seen him race an F1 car in photos, he says, and this sport is unfinished business for him.

He claims that he will definitely be in F1 next year.

I should point out that I think Jacques is terrific and I'd love it if he were back in F1. He's one of the best interviewees out there, totally candid and honest. And, on his day, he was up there with the best.

All of his days were in 1996 and 1997, however. When he was dumped by BMW he wasn't doing a bad job, but he wasn't driving like a champ. After three years, I can't imagine he's got faster. He hasn't got younger either - he's 38 now.

My reaction to the talk of him coming back next year was that he must have done a deal to do commentary. But apparently he's serious about driving. So what are the options?

US F1 seems the only one. Now, he's known in the USA which is a good thing. He's won the Indy Car title and the Indy 500. However, when he tried to get into NASCAR recently no one over there seemed too interested. Also, I don't think JV is really US F1 sporting director Peter Windsor's kind of driver. I just don't see it happening.

Which is a shame because, as I said, I miss Jacques. In 2006, when he got married to his French wife Johanna, I made a special commemorative magazine that was given out to the wedding guests. It included photos of him and a topless Playboy model. Apparently Jacques was hugely embarrassed! But he got over it. Since getting hitched, JV seems to have mellowed a lot, and that might mean he gets along better with his mechanics in future.

Last night I went back to my car to find Jacques expertly jump starting his rented Astra. Maybe he hasn't lost it.

DC goes hillclimbing

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Budapest is one of my favourite places to visit on the calendar. The temperatures are hot (30 degrees right now) but there's a breeze, and rarely a cloud in the sky. The architecture is largely grand, and sprinkled with eastern block touches, such as trams, trabants, and little bars and café's that haven't been renovated since the turn of the century.

 

This time I'm staying at the Hilton, which is high up next to the castle and with spectacular views across the Danube. Last night I found the road up to the hotel blocked. This was because Red Bull were holding a street demo. Suddenly I caught sight of David Coulthard screaming past my lodgings. That hasn't happened since Monaco...

Designs for life

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With Formula One aiming to slash its budgets, and teams making staff redundant, there could be a few design geniuses at a loose end. Just imagine if you could get a championship-winning team to redesign your kitchen... Let's take a look at when F1's finest minds have got bored and tried their hands at something a bit different.

 

 

Fine dining

With one of his F1 Ferrari's on exhibit at New York's MOMA, ace designer John Barnard has already been accepted by the cognoscenti. Now he's developed the perfect dining table for the materially obsessed. So slim it's practically anorexic, Barnard's carbon-fibre 'surface' table spans three metres but is just 2mm thick. It's so light there's no need for coasters, but is there actually any point in a lightweight dining table? Surely carbon-fibre would be more usefully employed in high-end camping furniture. Then Barnard could add some scout badges to the three drivers titles and two constructors crowns he earned at McLaren. The table is available in both the natural unidirectional weave finish or in a walnut veneer. Oh, and it's US$50,000. Carbon with a walnut veneer? If Bentley ever enter F1, Barnard's their man.


Space race

I've long suspected that the inspiration behind McLaren's team kit and motorhome is Star Trek, and this next (starship) enterprise is even more pointy-eared. McLaren composites constructed the landing structure, hull and solar panels for the Beagle 2 space probe. However the US$120 million British project, which was designed to reveal whether life had ever existed on mars, was a failure. Communication with Beagle 2 was lost shortly after it had been released from its mother ship. And there were communications difficulties at the Australian Grand Prix this year, when the team told the media one thing and told the stewards the other.

 

Deadly diving

F1 is known as 'the piranha club', making this rather deadly gadget a paddock necessity. The Oviosub Speargun introduces F1 high-tech to the ancient practice of spear fishing. The device uses a honeycomb structure filled with hydrogen to improve balance and buoyancy when firing at watery pray. This composite material, called Cratinax, was first developed by the Renault F1 team in its suspension. If Fernando Alonso leaves for Ferrari at the end of this season, Flavio Briatore might just harpoon the Spaniard.


The greatest ever Lotus?

A Norfolk-based bicycle designer, called Mike Burrows, had an idea for a racing bike using a carbon composite monocoque. So after some initial sketches on the back of a beer mat he rang up a mate of his who worked down the road at Lotus. Lotus aptitude for composite techniques were obvious, and they ran the prototype 108 pursuit bicycle in the wind tunnel, some might say at the expense of their 107B F1 car. The result was their most successful racer since the Lotus 79 of 1978, and British cyclist Chris Boardman rode the Type 108 to victory in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, smashing the record for the 4000m. Sadly, two years later, Team Lotus got on its metaphorical bike and left F1 for good.

 

Tyre flipper

Fuji, a 34 year-old dolphin from Japan, had three-quarters of her tail amputated after suffering localized cell decay. Then Bridgestone stepped in with ten prototype prosthetic rubber fins.  Once they found one that worked it took Fuji another five months to get used to her new tail - initially it scared her. But now she's used to it she can jump again. She's a household name in Japan these days, with many celebrity swimming partners - including ex-F1 driver Takuma Sato.

 

Extra protection

While the bodies of most military vehicles are primarily built to withstand shell attacks from above, it's a fact that in recent conflicts the biggest threat for armored personnel carriers has been roadside bombs, which explode underneath the chassis. Well, if any company knows how to employ a thick skin when attacked, it's McLaren. The team has designed seats for the US Marine Corps fleet of Humvees. They're inspired by those of F1, protecting soldiers when their vehicle is thrown into the air upon detonation. And like F1, it allows medics to remove the injured still in their seat, thus minimizing the risk of spinal injury. Now McLaren just need to build a title campaign that can survive whatever the FIA throw at it.

Billion Air

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Slavica Ecclestone, the former Mrs E, has celebrated her divorce by forking our £36.5 million for a new jet. She ordered the Gulfstream G550, I'm told, because it's bigger than Bernie's. 

The G550 has two bedrooms and two bathrooms on board, while Bernie has to sleep in a reclined seat on his jet. And there was me thinking he slept in a cryogenic freezer.

Apparently Slavica is spitting mad at the moment, over reports that Bernie has been holidaying on his yacht off Croatia with a young lady. She's also displeased over reports Bernie has bought their youngest, Petra, a £25 million house in Eaton Square. Slavica paid for it, and wants the credit.


Hungaroring - circuit guide

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The Hungarian Grand Prix's circuit, the Hungaroring, is often compared to an overgrown go-kart track, due to its lack of straights. In fact, it's dubbed "Monaco without the buildings". As a result, races can be processional but it's also true that since 1986 this circuit has hosted some truly remarkable outcomes and a few breathtaking moves too.

 

Cars look spectacular here, bouncing off the kerbs and with low camera angles giving an impression of speed at what is really quite a low-speed circuit.

 

The constantly changing gradient makes the track interesting to race on, and precision is of key importance, with each corner leading into the next. And it can be hard on tyres. Cars require mechanical grip and a torquey engine. Most of all, the emphasis is on downforce and teams will run maximum wing.

 

The track runs along one side of a valley, drops down into the sweeping Turns 1 and 2, and then rises up again. It's at this first corner that the only real chance of a passing move lies. The final section of spoon curves allows cars to bunch up tightly behind each other.

 

Jenson Button won his first race here in 2006, Fernando Alonso in 2003 and Damon Hill back in 1993, while Felipe Massa was set for the win last year until his Ferrari engine let go, gifting a debut victory to Heikki Kovalainen.

Hungarian Grand Prix - preview

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A few years ago Kimi Raikkonen lost his drivers' license in Budapest. That's the story that did the rounds the next day. He must have been speeding, they speculated. Or drunk. Well, the latter is true, but he was nowhere near a car. Instead he was aboard a boat party, cruising down the Danube. He was in an effervescent mood, sat in the VIP room. So he stood up on a sofa and started swirling his man-bag over his head, showering the gathered guests - I among them - with cash, credit cards, his passport and, yes, his license. He then relieved a David Coulthard fan of his bagpipes!

 

Typical Kimi, you might say, but this isn't normal on a grand prix weekend. Ordinarily the drivers and team personnel jet off straight after the chequered flag.

 

The Hungarian Grand Prix is different to most races. Here, everyone stays on whether they won the race or crashed out. That's because the Budapest weekend marks the start of a three week break, when we can all go on holiday and recharge our batteries before knuckling down again in Valencia. So there are as many legends made here off track as on.

 

Red Bull's parties are particularly famous. I remember in 2005 - the team's inaugural season - when they hosted a party on the Citadel for 2,000 of their friends. Five thousand showed up!

 

I don't even remember Red Bull Racing doing particularly well that day. This Sunday, however, the team are odds-on favourites for victory, off the back of one-two finishes in Britain and Germany.

 

Jenson Button and his Brawn team are under huge pressure. They have a big lead in the championship - Button leads Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel by 21 points - but that lead is being eroded, and there are still 80 points to play for.


At Silverstone and the Nurburgring we experienced low track temperatures which were a problem for the Brawn car - it struggles to generate heat into its tyres. In Hungary, that is unlikely to be a problem. What's more, the Brawn loves low-speed corners. It dominated in Monaco, which shares its characteristics with the Hungaroring. And Jenson is confident here, having won his first race in Hungary three years ago. Also, Brawn have arrived with some major aero upgrades.

 

Jenson may be leading the championship, but he's still racing his team mate Rubens Barrichello. The veteran Brazilian has said he will fight to the end, even though he's yet to win this year. After the race in Germany he scolded the team for making a "good show of how to loose a race". This comment did not go down well with team boss Ross Brawn.

 

Vettel and Webber, too, are fighting. "Both men are treated with total fairness within the team and are supplied with identical equipment," confirms team principal Christian Horner. "I think it's only now we are seeing Mark at the level of fitness he was at prior to his injury [sustained in a bicycling accident in the winter] and his recent results show he is absolutely on the form of his life. Sebastian is a prodigious talent who will continue to get better."

 

Truer words have rarely been said. Vettel is a superstar who loathes to finish second. In Germany, he was clearly furious with himself that he'd been beaten by his team mate. He will be going all-out this weekend to beat Webber, close the gap to Button, and claim this title as his own.

 

Ross Brawn, however, believes his team still hold an advantage: "The team has faced many challenges to arrive where we are today and I am confident that we have the people and resources, plus two excellent drivers, to respond and fight to maintain our position."

 

This will be a fascinating race, as we'll get to see just how much ground Red Bull have made. On the face of it, the conditions should be perfect for Brawn. If they're beaten here, therefore, this championship may be snatched from their grasp. The evidence does now point to the RB5 - previously notable for its high-speed cornering prowess - being the complete all-rounder. Vettel took 18 points from the last two rounds, Button just seven.

 

If Red Bull do regain more ground, just imagine the party. And whether Raikkonen scores in the resurgent Ferrari or not, I'm sure he'll turn up for a drink and dance on the furniture.

Vatanen's track record

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Can't decide who should be the next FIA president? Watch this...


Decision made.

F1 anagrams

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Here are three anagrams. Can you identify the F1 personalities?

CLAIM MUCH CASH HERE

FAILING HIS LOCAL RACE

RECENT OBSCENE LIE

I'll unmask these three people after the Hungarian Grand Prix. That's a point, I'd better pack...

Is that an F1 car in your garage?

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... actually it's just a garage door with a painting of an F1 car on it. It's the work of 3D artist Thomas Sassenbach. 

"The idea came to me during a drive through my home town of Cologne, and I noticed all the drab, flaky and monotone garage doors.

"I wanted to bring a sense of fun and style to garages and so I came up with head-turning designs.

"People really do go for a double-take after seeing the power boat or Formula 1 car and then they smile when they realise what they are actually looking at."

Other designs include a giant crocodile, a beach or train station. Each one is printed on rain and fire-resistant tarpaulin with prices starting at 169 Euros. The most popular design to date is the supersonic jet.

To find out more visit www.style-your-garage.com


Henry Surtees 1991-2009

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(Surtees finished Race 1 on Saturday in third place)

It was with shock and great sadness that last night we learned of the death of a rising star.

Henry Surtees was 18 years-old and racing in the new Formula 2 series at Brands Hatch when he hit a stray wheel on the track, was knocked unconscious, and ploughed into the barriers at Sheene corner.

Henry was the son of 1964 F1 world champion John Surtees and was hoping to emulate his father, working his way through the junior single-seater categories. He came second in last year's Formula Renault UK winter series and was on the podium on Saturday's F2 race.

The tragic accident may impact on the fledgling F2 series, just four weekends into the inaugural season. The stray wheel belonged to Dan Clarke's car. It is tethered, just like on an F1 car, and we have already seen these break in F2 with frequency.

The F2 cars are designed and built by Williams and have to meet stringent FIA safety requirements.

Henry's death has shaken the whole community. He was a lovely chap with a great future. He was racing alongside the sons of other ex-F1 drivers - Jolyon Palmer and Alex Brundle. One can only wonder what is going through the parents' minds. In previous generations, drivers understood the risks, but we have been fortunate to have been spared serious injury to a large extent in Formula racing for some years now. This is an unwelcome reminder that motor sport is, and will always be, dangerous.

Sincere condolences to Henry's family and friends.


Road trip feature

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Will Buxton has written a road trip report on he and I's adventures across Europe in a BMW X6. It's in today's GP Week, pages 36-41.

Visit www.gpweek.com


Presidential race hots up

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Max Mosley has announced he will not stand again. The teams breath a sigh of relief.

Max Mosley announced he will support Jean Todt if he chooses to stand. The teams cry a blood curdling scream.

Jean Todt subsequently sent a letter to the FIA members, citing his decision to stand in the presidential election. On the subject of Mosley's reign, he was sycophantic.

I personally believe it's essential the FIA president is always from an independent and neutral background. Max was. Vatanen is. Todt has such deep links with Ferrari this could open up a can of worms at any time. Todt will say he'll be fair. He might mean that. He might even achieve that. But as soon as a decision goes in Ferrari's favour the whole world will think it's a biased decision. Rightly or wrongly. And that will cripple the credibility of the FIA and F1 as a whole. It's on crutches as it is...

Todt has some great strengths, some great talents, but sportsmanship isn't one of them. We have seen that before. I could present a catalogue of foul play here... Nor is the ability to compromise, to see others point of view, or to maintain peace or concord. He gets off on conflict, just like Max.

It should be an interesting election. Mosley's support could prove crucial, and that means at this stage - despite the protestations of F1 insiders - Todt is probably top dog. Vatanen, however, has criticized Mosley's support of Todt: "It's very wrong that Jean is presented as the son of the king." However, perhaps it's not that surprising. When a prime minister or a president stands down, he immediately pledges his support to a chosen candidate within his party.

At the FIA there are no parties, no split, or is there... effectively the members are presented with a choice: stay the same, or change.

F1 wants change, but do the FIA members? 

"I'm sorry to say that, but ... Jean [as president] means that the current FIA would continue and the current system and people would more or less stay in place," Vatanen (above) continued.

"There would be no change and that would be such an injustice to that big majority who want to have a renewed, fair, transparent FIA they can be proud of.

"Who can be proud of the FIA today? Not many people, apart from those who are benefiting from it."


But those who benefit are those who have the power. Therefore, if Vatanen's going to win this, he needs to be ruthless, he needs to make a few backhanders, and he needs to start kissing babies, as it were.

Musical chairs at Toro Rosso, and the fate of US refugees

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Sebastien Bourdais has been quoted as "shocked" that Toro Rosso have chosen to dispense with his services mid-way through the season. He's the only one who is...

In Germany he was getting bolshy with (largely) members of the French press corps who were peddling "rumours" that he was about to get the sack, in favour of Spanish teenager Jaime Alguersuari.

(Jaime Alguersuari steps up to F1 from the World Series by Renault)

Alguersuari had just been drafted in as third driver, to replace Brendon Hartley - a long blonde-haired Kiwi who, some commentators have said, bears some resemblance to a teenage mum on benefit. He's gone off to the F3 EuroSeries, seemingly his F1 ambitions on hold.

Alguersuari won the British F3 championship last year - a series previously won by Jackie Stewart, Ayrton Senna and Mika Hakkinen. He is about to make history becoming the youngest driver to ever start a grand prix, in Hungary this weekend. At 19 years four months and five days, he edges ahead of New Zealander Mike Thackwell who has held the record since 1980.

Jaime (I think I am going to avoid attempting his surname from now on) will have a hell of a challenge on his hands, given he's not allowed any mid-season testing. So he'll be driving the uprated-STR on Friday as a complete virgin.

Toro Rosso have been through a lot of drivers in their four year history: Scott Speed, Tonio Liuzzi, Sebastian Vettel, Bourdais - now they have the most inexperienced pairing of Jaime and Sebastien Buemi. This will put the team under strain.

Traditionally they had fielded one rookie alongside a driver who has at least a season or two under his belt. 

Bourdais was an F1 rookie but arrived off the back of four consecutive Champ Car titles. So he had huge experience. But F1 seemed too much for him. He was unable to give the team the strong technical direction they need or evaluate updates with precision. Bourdais, however, feels his sacking is unjust and says he's consulting his legal team over the breaking of his contract.

It looks like the Frenchman will return to the USA to resuscitate his career. Over there they thought he was a superman, but the naysayers did warn that beating the likes of Justin Wilson and Robert Doornbos was hardly a barometre for F1 glory. 

We've seen this happen before - Cristiano da Matta and Alex Zanardi both got flogged in F1. Therefore, Team US F1 will have to think very carefully before signing a stateside star. 

GPWeek.com is soon to feature a piece on which drivers US F1 should pick (in next week's issue, I believe), so I and a bunch of luminaries (Eddie Jordan, Martin Brundle and Niki Lauda among them) have been asked to make our suggestions (not predictions - crucial difference). Oh, and one driver has to have an American passport.

I suggested Mario Andretti and Tonio Liuzzi. Of course, given Bourdais lack of achievement, it seems likely F1 could chew Andretti up and spit him out. I suggested him mainly because of his sponsorship and marketing potential. But Tonio could do the business. He was never really given a chance to show what he could do by Red Bull. In F3000 his talent was clear.

Martin Brundle, I gather, has made the loftier suggestion of Michael Schumacher. And Brad Spurgeon, correspondent for the International Herald Tribune and the New York Times, has suggested Bourdais.

Now there's a thought. Maybe Seb isn't done for after all.

This week, Danica Patrick announced she isn't interested in coming over to Europe. So that knocks that one on the head. Good decision by her, I think; she'll be happier, make more money and win more races in the US.

Who will US F1 chose? I'm going to stick my neck out and say Kyle Busch from NASCAR and/or Jonathan Summerton from Indy Lights. And for F1 experience, either Anthony Davidson, Tonio Liuzzi or Rubens Barrichello if he doesn't have his Brawn contract renewed.

I understand Barrichello is top of the wish list.

Flat out like a lizard drinking

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Mark Webber won the German Grand Prix to take his very first victory from 130 starts. He started in pole position but was passed off the line by Rubens Barrichello. Webber incurred a drive-though penalty after the two cars made contact heading down to Turn 1.

 

"He was in my blindspot," said Webber, "I wondered where he was, and suddenly there he was. It's not my style to drive dangerously. I was shattered when I heard I had a drive-through, I had to recover and I was lucky not to get done for speeding in the pitlane!"

 

To come back after the penalty proved just how quick the 32 year-old was as he took the fight back to Barrichello.

 

The Brazilian suffered a fuel rig problem on his second stop, and a third stop pushed him further down the field to sixth, behind team mate Jenson Button. Barrichello was livid with Brawn, saying the team did a "good show on how to loose a race". He added: "I went first on the first corner and then they made me lose the race. If it is really what's going on, we're going to end up losing both championships."

 

Lewis Hamilton made a great start to shoot from fifth to first but out-braked himself into Turn 1 and picked up a puncture, dropping him to the back of the field. Local boy Adrian Sutil drove a fantastic race and was running as high as second - on course for Force India's first ever points finish. However, after emerging from the pits in seventh place he was tagged by Kimi Raikkonen and lost his front-wing end-plate.

 

Webber led a Red Bull one-two across the finish line, screaming into his radio "Yes yes yes yes yes..." Once he'd calmed down, he explained that it was an emotional day, but not a life changing one. "My life hasn't changed massively, I'll still be the same person tomorrow, but I am very very happy."

 

"There haven't been many Australian drivers, and even fewer successful ones," he said proudly. "This is a great day for Australia. I was thinking a lot about [three times world champion] Jack Brabham today. Tomorrow night I'm having dinner with [Australia cricket team captain] Ricky Ponting, so hopefully we can celebrate a double win [after beating England in the Ashes]."

 

Webber is now promoted to third in the drivers' standings behind Button and team mate Sebastian Vettel. The gap between Button and Vettel has now fallen to 21 points, and Red Bull have closed within 20.5 points of Brawn in the constructors' race.

 

"They're both still up for grabs, there's no doubt about it," confirmed Webber. "Seb and I are on the top of our game, and we're focused on getting one-two's at all venues."

 

RACE RESULTS:

 

  1. Mark Webber - Red Bull Renault
  2. Sebastian Vettel - Red Bull Renault
  3. Felipe Massa - Ferrari
  4. Nico Rosberg - Williams-Toyota
  5. Jenson Button - Brawn-Mercedes
  6. Rubens Barrichello - Brawn-Mercedes
  7. Fernando Alonso - Renault
  8. Heikki Kovalainen - McLaren-Mercedes
  9. Timo Glock - Toyota
  10. Nick Heidfeld - BMW-Sauber
  11. Giancarlo Fisichella - Force India-Mercedes
  12. Kazuki Nakajima - Williams-Toyota
  13. Nelson Piquet - Renault
  14. Robert Kubica - BMW-Sauber
  15. Adrian Sutil - Force India-Mercedes
  16. Sebastien Buemi - Toro Rosso-Ferrari
  17. Jarno Trulli - Toyota
  18. Lewis Hamilton - McLaren-Mercedes

DNF      Kimi Raikkonen - Ferrari

DNF      Sebastien Bourdais - Toro Rosso-Ferrari

 

DRIVERS' CHAMPIONSHIP

 

  1. Button - 68
  2. Vettel - 47
  3. Webber - 45.5
  4. Barrichello - 44
  5. Massa - 22
  6. Trulli - 21.5
  7. Rosberg - 20.5
  8. Glock - 13
  9. Alonso - 13
  10. Raikkonen - 10
  11. Hamilton - 9
  12. Heidfeld - 6
  13. Kovalainen - 5
  14. Buemi - 3
  15. Kubica - 2
  16. Bourdais - 2

 

CONSTRUCTORS' CHAMPIONSHIP

 

  1. Brawn GP - 112
  2. Red Bull Racing - 92.5
  3. Toyota - 34.5
  4. Ferrari - 32
  5. Williams - 20.5
  6. McLaren - 14
  7. Renault - 13
  8. BMW-Sauber - 8
  9. Scuderia Toro Rosso - 5
  10. Force India - 0

Laptime interview: Mark Webber

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Mark Webber was super-quick in qualifying, taking pole position with a time of 1:32.230. He's also very fast at answering questions. So I wanted to see how many questions he could answer in 1 minute 32 seconds. The result is a stunning 18. 

Well done Webbo, you are the world champion of Q&As!


  1. Wine of beer? Wine
  2. Favourite film of all time? Top Gun
  3. What song do you wish you had written? Virgin by Madonna
  4. What words or phrases do you overuse? G'day mate
  5. What would you like to do after F1? Sleep
  6. Favourite driver of all time? Alain Prost
  7. What do you make of 2009 so far? Great
  8. If I ran F1, the first thing I would change is... Everything
  9. Who would you most like to shake hands with? Muhammed Ali
  10. Do you have pets? Two rescue donkeys, Ned and Oliver, a cat called Jet, a dog named Shadow and some goldfish too.
  11. Guiltiest pleasure? Chocolate
  12. What would your Superpower be? Endurance
  13. Fancy dress costume of choice? Boxing gear
  14. If you'd been born a girl, what name would your parents have given you? Natalie
  15. What posters did you have on your wall as a kid? Formula One cars and a couple of topless chicks
  16. Do you own a gun licence? No, but I could use one
  17. The oldest VHS recording you've got? A grand prix from the mid-eighties
  18. When was the last time you got in a fight and what was it over? About 14 years ago, over a girl. I had to visit the hospital, but not before I'd finished my pint

Get in the 'Ring

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Last night an arena at the Nurburgring hosted a championship boxing match: WBA middleweight champion Felix Sturm versus EBU middleweight champion Khoren Gevor.

The real heavy-hitters ringside included Michael Schumacher, Bernie Ecclestone, Flavio Briatore, Niki Lauda, Nick Heidfeld and Anthony Hamilton.

Sturm appeared to be the local favourite, while Gevor got booed when he entered. Gevor seemed to control the match and landed at least ten times as many punches. Sturm's, however, were harder and more on target. So he was given the win - a controversial decision, I'd say, but what do I know about boxing?

Some of the Fleet Street F1 mob do though. I was sat with Alan Baldwin from Reuters and Ian Parkes from the Press Association. Both of them have covered boxing before, and last night Alan was reporting. He scored it in Sturm's favour, while Parksy was adamant the judges made a wrong call.

Schumi seemed to have a good time, though, and was there with his traditional entourage - Willi Weber, Sabine Kehm and Balbir Singh, who is now Giancarlo Fisichella's physio and guru.

Qualifying analysis - Aussie rules

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Mark Webber delivered his first career pole yesterday afternoon, comprehensively beating the Brawns who are struggling in these cold, damp conditions. The Brawns are much lighter than the Red Bulls. Seb Vettel is on exactly the same fuel load as Mark, but is 0.250 slower. 

Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen put in a strong effort to lockdown row three. Lewis has a new aero pack which McLaren say is worth 7/10ths. In that case, extra praise for Heikki who is just 3/10th off Lewis and carrying 10kg more fuel.

And the star of quali in my eyes was Adrian Sutil who lines up in seventh place today, with more fuel than anyone else in the top ten. If he can achieve Force India's first points finish today I will be so pleased for him. Looking at where he is, if he gets a good start and keeps his head, he could finish really high up. Like fourth...

But it's wet this morning so that could throw everything up in the air, especially if the conditions are changeable - which they probably will be. Mark is hoping for a "nice dull race" to seal his first win. Still he's an experienced guy and more adept than most in coming out of a strategy lottery with the upper hand.

But the best guy at times like this is Mr Barrichello. Still, I just don't think the Brawn has the pace to win today.

Vettel, as we know, is quick in the wet and could have the measure of Webber - that'll be a real test for the Aussie. Tempted to predict Hamilton for a podium. Could happen. Also tempted to make a wildcard podium prediction for Adrian Sutil. But overall, with the weather as it is, this result is a really tricky one to predict. 

Is Mark capable of winning? Excellent driver (and a top bloke) but terminally unlucky. I hope I'm wrong, but...

My predictions:
1) Vettel
2) Barrichello
3) Hamilton

Here are the fuel weights and James Allen's pit stop predictions:

 1.  Webber       Red Bull-Renault       661.0  Lap 21
 2.  Barrichello  Brawn-Mercedes         647.0  Lap 15
 3.  Button       Brawn-Mercedes         644.0  Lap 14
 4.  Vettel       Red Bull-Renault       661.0  Lap 21
 5.  Hamilton     McLaren-Mercedes       654.5  Lap 18
 6.  Kovalainen   McLaren-Mercedes       664.0  Lap 22
 7.  Sutil        Force India-Mercedes   678.5  Lap 28
 8.  Massa        Ferrari                673.5  Lap 26
 9.  Raikkonen    Ferrari                674.0  Lap 26
10.  Piquet       Renault                676.0  Lap 27
11.  Heidfeld     BMW-Sauber             681.0* Lap 29
12.  Alonso       Renault                668.2* Lap 24
13.  Nakajima     Williams-Toyota        683.6* Lap 30
14.  Trulli       Toyota                 683.7* Lap 30
15.  Rosberg      Williams-Toyota        689.6* Lap 32
16.  Kubica       BMW-Sauber             673.5* Lap 26
17.  Buemi        Toro Rosso-Ferrari     674.5* Lap 26
18.  Fisichella   Force India-Mercedes   662.5* Lap 21
19.  Glock        Toyota                 662.3* Lap 21
20.  Bourdais     Toro Rosso-Ferrari     689.5* Lap 32

Spanish lessons anyone?

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Last night Ferrari hosted a dinner for the British media. Of course, dictaphones were banned and it was all off the record, but with rumours of Fernando Alonso's imminent arrival at Maranello our host, director of communications Luca Colajanni, joked that the team may be taking on a Spanish language teacher.

"It could be useful to learn some Spanish," he laughed. "I can't say if or when we'll need to use it, but it could be useful..."

Could a bull run solve everything?

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I've just been looking at footage of the recent Pamplona Bull Run. Are these people mental? To voluntarily have bulls run after you and risk almost certain goring? Frankly if you're that stupid you deserve a horn through your pancreas.

But then it occurred to me: let a bunch of bulls loose in the F1 paddock, make sure the team principals and FIA members are all locked out of their motorhomes, and whoever is left at the end can decide the terms of the new Concorde Agreement and the governance of the sport. 

It would certainly up the stakes.


Vettel's celebrity dinner party

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With his star on the rise, Sebastian Vettel has hit the Formula One A-list. He could probably have his pick of celebrity dinner companions, so I asked him for a guest list...

 

ROGER FEDERER

"I think that to have been at the top of tennis for so long is a huge achievement. In every sport, they'll be only one or two guys who dominate their whole generation through not only talent but also absolute commitment. So I would consider Federer the Schumacher of tennis."


 

PABLO PICASSO

"He was able to express a childlike and pure imagination through painting. His was a unique cubist, abstract and neo-expressionist style that many tried to replicate but none succeeded. I would be fascinated to learn how he approached the canvas. Not that I'm into art or anything..."

HUGH GRANT

"He's a very funny actor and I imagine he's very amusing in real life. I like all his movies and I always enjoy the character he plays - bumbling, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant."

AYRTON SENNA

"I'm fortunate to know a few people now who worked with him. Of course he was talented, but I think what was unique about him was his mental strength. I'd like to gain more insight into his mindset. And apart from that, he's a f**king legend."

NEIL ARMSTRONG

"I'd like to ask him what it was like walking on the moon, and what the earth looked like from another planet. It would be cool to float about in zero gravity, wouldn't it? Still, I don't think I'd sign up for space tourism. I like to keep my feet on the ground."

JENNA JAMESON

"Ideally I would invite just porn stars to this dinner, but I can only remember the name of one."

 

 

THE MENU:

"We wouldn't have alcohol for an aperitif - instead we'd all drink Red Bull Cola.

 

"My favourite food is Italian, so we'd start with a Caprese salad - that's the one with tomato and mozzarella drenched in balsamic oil, the proper one not the cheap shit. And the way I do it is I add oregano as well as basil.

 

"For the main dish we will have a massive beef fillet with mashed potato and a generous serving of red wine gravy.

 

"For dessert we would have kaiserschmarrm.

 

"And to drink with dinner I'd get a cardboard box of supermarket wine, and serve everyone a pint of milk before bed."

Drivers who sound like crap 90s reggae bands #1

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Nakajima & Pliers



Force India face motorhome barricade

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The troops down at Force India are going hungry this morning because they're not allowed in their own motorhome.

 

Futurecom Events and Marketing - the company which were tasked with commissioning the team's motorhome and were setting it up at races last year - claim they are owed 2 million Euros. They arrived at the Nurburgring this morning with policemen in tow.

 

Right now, the debt is being debated in the paddock. If it's not sorted soon, the mechanics will be having lunch at a burger stand outside the circuit.

 

Not ideal, but no doubt Vijay will chuck them a fat wad to save embarrassment.

Donnerstag dem Nurburgring

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The plan to drive to the Nurburgring via Berlin was a bit of a busted flush. Petra Ecclestone's fashion show was cancelled and my co-conspirator Will Buxton didn't actually make it to the ferry on Wednesday.

 

I believe the fashion show was cancelled due to Bernie's Hitler comments, and I guess he didn't really want his daughter rocking up in Germany and walking into a room full of journalists. Shame for her though.

 

I was still up for going to Berlin and meeting up with some friends. Will managed to put the kibosh on that though when he opened the boot to the BMW X6 we've blagged for the week and saw his laptop slide out, smashing onto the tarmac in several pieces. So he stayed in Blighty so he could get a new laptop.

 

That meant I was marooned in soaking wet Belgium for an extra day. So Wednesday was spent sat at my mate Yves' place drinking Jupiler and watching Entourage. Also I happened to have the phone number of last year's Belgian Formula Una winner... I'm resourceful like that. She lives in Antwerp so actually it turned out to be a very pleasant evening.

 

Buxton did turn up this morning so I jumped behind the wheel and drove us to the Nurburgring via Zolder, to pay our respects to Gilles Villeneuve, who died here in a rather gruesome accident in 1982.

(The new Nurburgring shopping mall)

When we arrived at the 'Ring we couldn't believe it. The place has had more than a lick of paint - the spectator area has been completely re-developed with a huge covered shopping village - including some very smart looking stores and car showrooms - a new museum, a casino, an area full of bars, restaurants, and a nightclub, three new hotels and a rollercoaster which actually runs parallel with the edge of the start/finish straight and then through the museum and shops! Michael Schumacher is said to become the first man to ride it this weekend.

 

The rollercoaster is the fastest in the world and accelerates from 0-217km/h in 2.5 seconds.

 

It hasn't all been finished yet, but clearly they have spent serious cash - 252 million Euros, to be exact. Silverstone, take note. And as for the awful-looking and inexplicably expensive Dorint Hotel, which is right opposite the pits, I suspect its days might be numbered.

 

This afternoon some of the drivers took guests for a lap of the track in a series of fast cars. I got taken around by Sebastien Buemi in one of my favourites - the Audi R8.


Click here to see a video of my lap with Sebastien Buemi:

I also got in a Mercedes C63 AMG with Tonio Liuzzi. There was quite a foxy looking Spanish TV reporter floating about. "See the blonde?" said Tonio, "We should take her too and then park down at the hairpin..." Just what are you suggesting, Tonio? "You are right. If my girlfriend sees me in a car with her my year is over."

 

But in fact Tonio and I didn't make it around the track, or even just to the hairpin, because Jenson Button threw his car through a gravel trap and the session was red flagged.

 

Saw Buemi again tonight at dinner. We were eating at an Argentine steakhouse called El Chueco - part of the Nurburgring's new development. The restaurant was named after Fangio. They called him 'El Chueco' which is Spanish for 'Bandy Legs'.

 

Will and I are staying in a holiday chalet village a stone's throw from the track. They haven't actually finished it yet, so when we arrived we were faced with a building site. However, some chalets are complete and they're these really nice semi-detached three-bedroom houses, with loads of space for entertaining. There are a lot of team personnel on site too, so looks like we'll be getting some house guests.

Here's where Will and I are staying - note our wicked Beemer

Piquet plays Cupid with Twitter

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Nelson Piquet has become a Twittering addict and is racing Rubens Barrichello to get more followers online.

 

Rubens has 33,971 followers right now, and Nelson 25,871. In order to beat his countryman, Nelson is offering prizes to his Twitter mates as he passes various milestones:

 

30,000 - 5 signed caps

40,000 - 5 signed t-shirts

50,000 - signed race gloves (+ signed by his dad)

70,000 - signed race suit (+ signed by his dad)

100,000 - signed miniature helmet (+ signed by his dad)

200,000 - signed race helmet (+ signed by his dad)

 

Rubens says he'll give away a pair of paddock passes if he hits two million.

 

Nelson is listed as NelsonPiquet_

Rubens is rubarrichello

 

It appears Nelson may be F1's answer to Cilla Black, though, after a fan got engaged to her boyfriend as the result of one of Nelson's prize draws. When he reached 20,000 followers, they were offered the chance to win a signed helmet visor by responding to the question "what would you do with the visor if you won?"

 

Nelson picked the winner as Wolverhampton-based Kate Holmden who wrote: "I'll give the visor to my fiancé, in exchange for the engagement ring he's been promising me for the last six months."

 

I can report that the very next day Kate's boyfriend, Anthony Leake, took her shopping to buy the ring!

 

"What started as a bit of fun as a competition to beat Rubens has caused all this to happen!" declared Nelson.

When the only thing certain is uncertainty

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The SS Formula One is on a direct course towards a giant iceberg, and all anyone can do is argue what instruments the band should play.

 

The eight FOTA teams met with the five FIA teams yesterday to discuss the rules for next year. It was understood that any changes put forward would have to be agreed upon unanimously. However, when they got in the room, the FIA told the FOTA teams that they weren't officially entered in the FIA championship.

 

What? Hang on... The FIA sent out a list on 24 June with the confirmed entries - and all 13 teams were on it. This was published following the Paris World Council meeting where Mosley and Di Montezemolo agreed on a deal - the phasing in of restricted spending and Mosley's retirement.

 

Well, of course, Max has now said he may stand again. And no one understands why the FIA have said the FOTA teams don't have voting rights, as clearly they were officially entered. Really, no one understands.

 

The FIA put out a press release today entitled 'Setting the record straight' but it does nothing of the sort. It doesn't address the question over the entry list.

 

The only thing of value in it was the final line, which said a 2009 Concorde Agreement "will be agreed and ready for signature in the coming days". But will it though? I have a source who tells me there are 126 bones of contention over the current Concorde Agreement and that the majority of those are deal breakers. Consider that they are trying to update an agreement that came into force on 1st January 1998. Only one team principal remains since that agreement was signed, and that's Frank Williams. Only three teams were under the same ownership. And there are five different factions with their interests invested: FIA, FOM/CVC, the FOTA teams, the non-FOTA existing teams, and the new teams. Plus it need to be ratified by the FIA World Council and, Max says, the FIA General Assembly. Their next meeting is slated for 23rd October. So getting this thing nailed in the next few days is bullshit. And meanwhile, the teams - all the teams, old and new - are unable to raise sponsorship in the climate of such uncertainty.

 

FOTA are not officially reacting to the lastest FIA communiqué, but a FOTA insider did tell me how desperate CVC are for this all to get sorted and how angry they are about Max and Bernie. Bernie, technically, is a CVC employee. CVC put out a statement this week about Bernie's Hitler comments - they were not impressed. So they're rather scared, my source said, "that all they'll be left with are two old alleged Nazis".

 

Some in FOTA, I'm told, are genuinely excited about the possibility of a new race series, where they can give better value to the fans, better reward for the teams, and improved media access and transparency. Others think that might be too much like hard work, given the eroding timeframe, and that a deal is the best course of action.

 

As for the FIA presidency, Ari Vatanan - former World Rally Champion, former EU politician, and popular Finn - has said he is seriously considering running.

Circuit guide: Nurburgring

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The original Nurburgring, the Nordschleife, was dubbed The Green Hell by Jackie Stewart, with its 14 miles of endless turns and crests that threw all four wheels off the ground. It was perilously dangerous, and since 1984, the German Grand Prix has been run on the GP-Strecke circuit, which was built to the highest safety standards but has nothing of the character or challenge of the old 'Ring.

 

The first corner is tight, almost like a wide hairpin, which encourages overtaking, and feeds into a long left-hander followed by a tighter, slightly banked one and a sharp right. The track has gradient and drops to a hairpin, the Dunlop Kehre - definitely a possible passing spot - before climbing back to the Michelin Kurve then dropping to the fast back section with its chicane, from which the Nordschleife can be spotted snaking out into the surrounding forests.

 

The Eifel region encounters unpredictable weather, which can turn carefully considered strategy into a lottery.

 

The German Grand Prix now alternates between here and the Hockenheimring. Fernando Alonso won in 2007 in the wet, after an audacious move on Felipe Massa in the very closing stages.

 

Despite Michael Schumacher's retirement, thousands of fans still attend wearing their Schumi caps and camp next to the circuit, partying throughout the night and into the next day.


Number of laps: 60

Circuit length: 3.199 miles

Race distance: 191.940 miles

Lap record: Michael Schumacher (Ferrari, 2004), 1m29.468s / 128.721mph average speed

 

MEMORIES

1999: STEWART'S ONE AND ONLY

The lead changed five times to give Stewart Grand Prix it's only win. Heinz-Harald Frentzen led from pole but his race was ended by an electrical problem. David Coulthard picked up the baton but spun off in the rain. Ralf Schumacher was leading when he pitted, giving first position to Giancarlo Fisichella, but he spun too. Johnny Herbert took the chequered flag for a popular victory.


DID YOU KNOW?

The Nurburgring is also the venue for one of Europe's biggest music festivals, Rock-am-Ring. U2, Aerosmith, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses and the Red Hot Chili Peppers have all performed there. Nick Heidfeld has been several times.

German Grand Prix - preview

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Mixed emotions for Jenson Button: He still leads the Formula One World Championship by 23 points, ahead of Brawn team mate Rubens Barrichello, but at Silverstone three weeks ago he conceded seven points to Red Bull wunderkind Sebastian Vettel. Button may have lost his performance advantage. Could the Red Bull now be the quickest package?

 

Vettel is considered to be the only man who can keep the championship alive, having blown everyone away in Britain. He now sits on 39 points, just two adrift of Barrichello.

 

While Button has scored in every race this year, Vettel has been less consistent. However, if Vettel can win his home grand prix at the Nurburgring on Sunday, and Button misses another podium, it could dramatically invigorate the title battle - something that was looking most unlikely prior to Silverstone when Button had six wins to show from seven starts.

 

Red Bull Racing's pace of development has been extreme. With a new nose fitted for Silverstone, the RB5 took high speed corners like it was on rails. The Brawn, meanwhile, is generally considered to be the pacesetter around slow speed turns. Therefore it was no surprise that Monaco suited Brawn and Silverstone Red Bull.

 

The Nurburgring is a mixed circuit which should present a level playing field for both cars.

 

The other thing to consider is temperature. The Brawn struggles to keep its tyres warm, which was a major problem at Silverstone where the track temperature is low. This is compounded by the fact that Jenson Button is a very smooth driver and is therefore very kind to his tyres - however, when the temperatures drop, he needs to start being more aggressive.

 

Germany may not deliver the balmy temperatures Brawn are hoping for. Like the British summer, it can be warm and sunny but more often than not rain falls over the weekend and the changeable conditions during the race can make for a strategic lottery. In 2007, the last time a race was held here, it was red flagged due to heavy rain. Jenson Button slid off the track then, as did Lewis Hamilton.

 

Hamilton's McLaren team are struggling to recover from their awful start to the season, throwing all sorts of new parts on the car but with little return. At the last few rounds, Hamilton has been nowhere, his car perilously short on grip.

 

Ferrari are baffled. In one session the car can top the time sheets; in the next, they are bogged down in the midfield. The team has hinted the 2009 car's problems are impossible to solve, and it's therefore concentrating on its 2010 model.

 

Looking to the future, there are strong rumours that Ferrari have signed Fernando Alonso and are trying to contract Vettel. It will be fascinating to see how the 22 year-old - who has only 34 grand prix under his belt - responds to the pressure this weekend in front of his home crowd. Germany believes Vettel is the next Schumacher. If he can keep the next few races mistake-free, he could potentially be the next world champion too.

Weekend not at Bernie's

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F1's been a bit quiet for the past two weeks for two reasons - the FIA and FOTA are trying to get things sorted behind closed doors as the threat of a sixth Mosley term lingers, and F1 has taken an extra weekend off.

 

Several of my paddock chums went to Glastonbury. Instead, I went to Les Eurokeennes last weekend in Belfort, which is a French town close to the Swiss border where they build all the TGVs.

 

The weather was great and we saw The Prodigy, Kanye West, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pete Doherty, Tricky and Cyprus Hill.

 

The Prodigy were particularly good. Always wanted to see them, and now I wonder why I waited so long. They're doing all the major festivals this summer, so if you get the chance you should really go. Video attached:

I was keen to see Kanye as I love his stuff too. As a live performer I don't know that he's all that remarkable but it was a decent show made more memorable by the four naked chicks that were up on stage with him. Check the vid:

I'm now in Antwerp, sat with a frothy pint of local monk brew in this cosy old man's bar  called Café den Engel in a corner of the Grote Markt - the main square - which I seem to end up in every time I come here.

The Grote Markt - note the heavy rain falling on the ground

I say every time; I've only been here once before. I am so used to travel that if I'm in one place for more than ten days I literally can't handle it. That happened one time last year. I was in Paris for a whole ten days and had to get on a train somewhere else, anywhere... So I went to Antwerp for 24 hours. All I did when I got here was drank a couple of pints and went to the cinema.

 

The Grote Markt and narrow cobbled streets that snake into it, and the icy-looking industrial port next door are atmospheric, and this is the start point of my road trip adventure to Germany this week.

 

My buddy Will Buxton (editor of GP Week) and I have been lent a BMW X6 by the manufacturer. Bit better than the Hertz Astras we're usually lumbered with. I just got a text from Will complaining that the dashboard is like a spaceship's.

 

Will is going to see Oasis in the UK tonight and is going to drive straight to Dover afterwards. He's on a 04:30 crossing to Calais and should get to my mate Yves house in Geel - not far from Antwerp - around 10am.

 

I said I'd meet him here because it's a more direct route to Berlin. Presumably he'll pass out when he gets here and I'll be responsible for the next seven hours driving.

 

We'll be burning daylight though as we lick it down the autobahn. We need to be in Berlin by 19:00 as Petra Ecclestone -  youngest daughter of The Bolt - is putting on a fashion show featuring many of the drivers. Fashionistas, free champers, and a fast car we're not paying for: of course we said we'd go!

Bernie's hidden message

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The newspapers have been covering Bernie Ecclestone's world views this week, which are to say 'controversial'.

Bernie has announced his respect for Adolf Hitler because the dictator knew how to get things done.

It's a typical Bernie line. He's trying to stir it up, trying to be outrageous. It doesn't mean Bernie is a Nazi sympathizer. Nonetheless, Jewish groups have been calling for Mr E's blood.

In the same interview Bernie has heaped praise on Max Mosley, saying he'd do a "super job" of being Britain's Prime Minister.

A flattering quote in isolation, but consider the context and the fact that, as a suggestion, it's completely academic. Max could never hope to be elected PM - because he's 69 (the eldest first term premier was Lord Palmerston in 1855 - he was 71 and in these modern times it's most unlikely any party would a leader of such a great age), he has little real world political experience, and crucially his well known sexual exploits and notorious surname would prevent it.

Because of his father Sir Oswald Mosley's political views, Max is essentially blacklisted from mainstream politics. And Bernie's interview will do little to mend that.

So why did Bernie say all this?

The headlines on Friday featured two names: Hitler and Mosley.

The Daily Mail ran: 'Hitler got things done and Max Mosley would do a 'super job' leading Britain, says Formula One chief Ecclestone.

So, reader automatically draws a link between the two men. Then, of course, the reporter is at liberty to mention the fact that Hitler was the guest of honour at Max's parents' wedding, held at Joseph Goebbels' house. That, and the News Of The World's failed claim that Max enjoys Nazi role play.

This is not news to any of us who follow Mosley, but is an unsettling reminder nonetheless. 

What Bernie is telling the world is that he holds Max in high esteem because he's a strong dictator. He's reinforcing FOTA's claim that the governance style of the FIA is undemocratic.

Whether this tactic will turn the FIA membership off Mosley is debatable, but it does appear to make FOTAs case a little stronger. Ecclestone is calculated, so one must conclude that this was the aim.

Barry's back!

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It's Barry from Eastenders! And some other familiar faces...

Best supporting actor in a YouTube clip: Martin Whitmarsh